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[原创]异 形
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山鬼
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2007-8-4 13:40
标题:
[原创]异 形
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="宋体" size="1"> </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="宋体" size="1"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="宋体" size="1"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">失踪了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">消息是他妻子</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">电话告诉我的，并问我知道他去了哪里不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">?<p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">我不知道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">你也不知道？</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">怀疑，你不是他最好的朋友吗</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">?<p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">这倒是。我承认，不过，如果他故意不让我知道，我就什么也不知道了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">一愣，哭了起来，很伤心，很无助，像个遗孀，哭得我心里发虚。我坚持听了一会，才挂了电话。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">你真的不知道？妻子也奇怪，你们不是酒肉朋友吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">无法。我只好当着她的面，打开手机，搜索出</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">的电话号码，拨去，得到一句“不在服务区”的应答。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">和我是老同学，由文科班考入师范大学，读中文系。说句家丑，中文系的女生再丑，也有人追，但男生们，除了清高就剩寒酸，只晓得在小说中想象爱情过瘾。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">有点口吃，但朦胧诗写得好，在校园文化节中，以一首《水墨》夺得诗歌桂冠，传遍每一寸角落。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="宋体" size="1"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">什么都做不成了</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">/ </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">就做一个才子</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">/ </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">瞅着一丫病梅</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">舍得呕一口鲜血</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">葬花就是葬自己</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">唐伯虎心疼落花</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">唐伯虎迷恋山水</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">唐伯虎热爱女人</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">在一望无际的宣纸上</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">舍命追秋香</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">明代是水墨的世界</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">佳人仍悬念</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">才子是意象</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">怎样解读都不过份</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">不能在沙场上驰骋</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">/ </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">就要去风花雪月中找死</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="宋体" size="1"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">凭着这首诗，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">出了名。但是，还是没有美女来爱他。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">一次，我和他去买早餐。排在我们前面的一个美女，她嫌窗台递出来的包子小了，捏来捏去，要求换个。那炊事员受宠若惊，选了一个给她。等美女心满意足地一走，紧随其后的</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">，指着刚才美女抛弃的包子说，我要这个。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">得了美女玉手捏过的包子，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">溜出队伍，一路狂奔，也不等我。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">整整一个上午的课，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">都在课桌上捧着那只包子瞅去瞅来，闻来闻去，像在啃一枚仙桃，或吮一袋乳房。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">由于那只包子，我注意到了那美女，外语系的，叫</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">G</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">。她经常去一个小卖部，拿东西从不付钱。那个小老板笑嘻嘻地，毫不心疼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">知道后，愤世嫉俗，从此拒绝再去那买牙膏和卫生纸。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">一天晚上，大家睡不首，只是叹气。有人空发奇想，既然我们男生这样，不晓得那些女生又怎样？将心比心，她们会不会正在怀念我们？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">引来哄笑，更燥热了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">有人更无聊，提倡室友们来比一场赛，看哪个的东西长。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">大家同意，兴致盎然地跳下床，用一支毛笔来比量。出乎意料的是，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">竟发生障碍，无论如何也雄不起来，只好弃权冷场。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">从此以后，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">不再和大家一起去卫生间和澡堂。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">毕业，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">和我分回家乡夜郎县，在同一所中学教书。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">继续埋头写诗，经常收到信函。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">教了九年，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">突然辞职，跑进市里做自由职业者，先当记者，做编辑，又做酒店管理，策划广告，最后混进文联打杂。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">一直未婚，而我已娶妻生子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">一年之中，到圣诞节，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">会打个电话来问候我，落寞的语调，淡淡的哀愁。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">他讲，出来混了这么多年，越混越心慌，感觉自己就是一个皮条客，生活过得像奔命，身体搞坏了，脑壳生锈了，心灵麻木了，再也挤不出一首诗来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">那你还不赶快结婚成家，用爱情来镀金？我提醒。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">条件还未成熟，拿什么去成？</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">反问，这个时代，要准备的事情太多，比如职称，外语，电脑，驾驶，还有吃喝嫖赌，哪样能不应付过关？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">这一问，我倒沉默了，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">讲的也是事实，光是前三项，就让我这个蜇居在象牙塔里的教书匠吃够了苦头。这些名堂，单位考，县里考，还要上市里省里考。每次上去，我都住在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">的家。他未成婚，按揭买了一套大房子，一百四十平米，复式楼。他怕吵，要的顶层八楼。奇怪的是，他一直在断断续续地装修，今天好了，明天突然又不满意，拆了重来，甚至连油漆的颜色也改来改去，全凭心情来取舍定夺。我耽心，这种做法，他会一辈子难得安宁。买了新房，诗兴又发，于是买来一笼虎皮鹦鹉，想给居室增添一点生气。谁知，他两天忘记喂食，鸟被活活饿死，挣扎脱落的羽毛，散落一地。他很伤心，就重新买来两只乌龟，一个月不喂，也死不了。他说，他不喜欢生命吃喝拉撒。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">去他那，我不喝酒，他自喝一瓶沱牌大曲，晚餐都是一瓶。无论多晚，临睡前，还要翻出《英语九百句》来念上一阵，虔诚无比，像基督教徒在诵读《圣经》。我开玩笑，属于恺撒的归凯撒，属于上帝的归上帝。你这样崇拜英语，干脆改写伊丽莎白时代的十四行诗算了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">他有点生气，反而讲我不思进取，一辈子呆在乡下教书，难道就是务正业？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">不过，我俩还是有一点都不变：上卫生间喜欢读东西，我读《杂文报》，他读《南方周末》。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">终于，他还是结婚了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">我上市里喝喜酒，惊奇地发现，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">的新娘</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">并不漂亮，老气横秋，但很贤慧。乘着敬酒的空档，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">向我耳语，洞房都进了，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">还在不停地改造新房，最让她难以忍受的，是每隔一定的时间，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">都要无缘无故地重新在家具上刷油漆和往墙面刷涂料，由雇工改为亲自动手，一次换一种颜色，竟成了癖好。她恐惧，这种难闻的气味和恐惧的色彩（尤其是沉重的黑色），会影响她的怀孕。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">这些细节，我妻子毫不相信，认为我是在编小说哄她。她是个打字员，一天到晚忙于打印文字垃圾，还自以为那些白纸黑字才栩栩如生呢。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">唉。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">这天傍晚，她收工回家，闷闷不乐，给我讲了一件怪事。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">早餐，她在粉店吃酸汤粉，多要了两个鹌鹑蛋。等到把粉夹完吃光，她用调羹去汤中捞蛋，却总也捞不到。她只好把汤喝光，却没有发现那两个鹌鹑蛋。刹那，她怀疑，是不是自己根本就没有点鸟蛋呢？又不好问，就递十块钱去结账试探。结果，店主只找回六块。毫无疑问，店主收了一元的蛋钱，因为粉只要三块。妻子非常吃惊，搞不清是怎么回事？是自己先吃了？还是产生了幻觉？越想越受不了。中午，她不吃饭，又去那家粉店，重施故伎，想再验证一回，结果，又是一样。这一次，她明明亲眼看见店主舀起两颗鹌鹑蛋放进她的粉碗，沉入汤底。吃完粉喝光汤，蛋还是不翼而飞了。她只好又多冤枉了一块钱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">听完妻子的陈述，我毛骨悚然，只好强作欢颜安慰她，哈哈，你吃的不是蛋，而是人参果，遇土而入了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">当我把</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">的忧虑告诉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">时，他还不以为然，认为老婆是过份敏感了。他买的油漆和涂料都是进口的绿色产品，属于环保型，不会有问题。他并不是无事生非，只不过是手痒心烦而已，刷点油漆和涂料，心情会减少很多抑郁。他觉得，捏着刷把的那种状态，像在创作朦胧诗。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">见他固执，我就顺口把我妻子的鸟蛋事件讲给他听了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">不料，他神色大变（我从电话察觉的通感），马上变得惶恐不安。问我，</span><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">会不会因此流产？甚至，有没有可能会生出一头怪兽？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">我安慰他，你不要这样紧张好不？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">痛苦地坦白了，他嫖过娼，得过病，不知道会不会遗传给后代？。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">我不敢回答，哄他，李白也许还嫖过杨贵妃呢，还不是百世流芳。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">不吭声，好久，才嘘出口气。沉重的叹息从听筒中传来，震疼了我的耳膜。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">挂断电话，我听到了尸体倒地的声音。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="宋体"><font size="1"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>2006-11-13<p></p></font></font></span></p>
作者:
ottohan
时间:
2007-8-4 13:40
有一把打开疯狂的钥匙。
作者:
赵松
时间:
2007-8-4 13:40
前面的进度还是不错的，有生活，虽然叙述略显简单了点，跳了点，但还撑得住。后面结束的时候，就不行了，气息没了，失去了耐心，小说也就倒地了。
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