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标题: 世界上第一辆汽车是三轮的 [打印本页]
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-9 13:21
标题: 世界上第一辆汽车是三轮的
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">世界上，</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">第一辆</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">汽车</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">是</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">三轮。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">——《北京民间市场联盟地铁周边委员会诗钞</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">
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style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁高龄的王老太和</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">53</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁赵阿姨的街坊——是个隐者。没有人知道此人的名字，除了我和吕楠。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">隐士的名字大都是不靠谱的，即便知道了也没什么用。我曾亲见他桌上放了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">3</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">斤多身份证和驾照。照片和性别都是一样的，名字，民族则颇为乱套，搭配起来也过于出神入化，比如“帅得惊动交警</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">+</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">满族”“我最大条</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">+</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">汉族”之类，看上去极不正常。隐士确是和常人有区别的，他们往往把这一点隐藏起来，使自己乍一看是个正常人——不然，他们就不是个合格的隐士。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷的那些证件，是很多年前托乔小刀办的，据介绍：当时老头拿了一斤二两德国马克找老乔办证，实在找不开钱就多办了些，总共做了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">20.00</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">斤的证件，顺便支持北京申奥。这项工作活活用了一个季度才做完，中国申奥则用了更长的时间。取货那天，七舅姥爷开着他心爱的三轮港田摩托，脸上露出了欣慰的笑容。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">值得一提的是，乔小刀只做过那一次办证生意。他现主要从事古筝演奏，以及其他一些促进社会稳定和谐的事业。想办证的朋友们，可以去风景如假画的中关村，条件允许的话可以带古筝，那东西在堵车的时候能让你心平气和。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">做为一个成功人士，总要有一个从不正当到正当的过程，比如我的朋友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">。他在很久以前，就是做盗版书起家的，什么书卖得好就印什么，跟印钞差不多。法律一出，就收手了，现在，是个频频在媒体露脸的成功人士。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">并不代表他是王石，你们不要乱猜。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">这个故事告诉我们，知法懂法是先富起来而不被干掉的先决条件。另外，如果你还没先富起来，很容易被干掉，比如去德国前的七舅姥爷。幸好，他是个隐者……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷很早就投身于水深火热的三轮摩托非常规运营事业。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">刚入行的时候经常换新车，一度比“二环十三”还频繁。北京的大街小巷都被他不同的三轮碾压过。他的车被拜关公的交警扣过，被拜关公的城管扣过，被拜关公的黑社会扣过，被拜关公的不明真相的群众扣过。他时常不很开心，仰望星空或者看当时很流行的《综艺大观》和《曲苑杂坛》，偶尔也拜拜关公。这种水深火热的生活在他发现西直门立交桥后有所改观。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">我的朋友乔小刀在一次喝酒时说：警察拜关公，黑社会也拜关公。这话后来被一个邻桌的香港人听去，写了个剧本叫《无间道》，据说还挺火的。这句话的灵感，很可能来菜友吕楠的七舅姥爷。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">西直门立交桥是一个众所周知的好地方。有了它中国就不愁没有伟大的魔幻现实主义作家。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">公元</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">1999</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">年，也就是号称世界末日会会来的那一年。七舅姥爷被交警追赶拼命逃窜，不知不觉上了一座新翻修的立交桥。结果交警和七舅姥爷都晕了。最后，交警开到了太原，七舅姥爷开到了承德。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">从那以后，七舅姥爷就在西直门立交桥附近经营他的事业，有人追他就上桥，等敌人走了再倒车回来。交警也聪明，不敢上去，象征性追追也就算了。再狡猾的猎手也斗不过好狐狸。猎手是为了娱乐，狐狸是为了生存。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">偶尔，也有新来的朋友不顾一切地追上西直门桥，七舅姥爷就会带着他们展开新的旅行。有的交警去了绍兴，带回来一些黄酒，有的交警去了西藏，带回来一些藏饰，幸运一点的开到了德州，带回来一些扒鸡。当然也有一些朋友不知所踪的，什么也没带回来，估计是开得太远了。七舅姥爷去过的地方也很多，甚至去了很久以前的德国。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">那天，很好的天气。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">蓝蓝的天上点缀着几朵白云。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷被几个新来的交警队员逼上了雄伟的西直门立交桥。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">据七舅姥爷口述，刚开始是他在前面跑，转了几个弯之后莫名其妙地跑到了交警后面。他赶紧倒车，结果一倒车又跑到了被人追赶的位置。七舅姥爷头一次碰到如此神异的事情，大惊失色，开足马力玩命跑。三轮摩托以前所未有的速度急转弯，结果打开了时空之门。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">德国的曼海姆是个好地方。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">水清沙幼，椰林树影。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">蓝蓝的天上点缀着几朵白云。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>1885</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">年也不例外。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">总而言之，七舅姥爷把他心爱的三轮摩托赠给了一位叫卡尔·本茨的朋友，得到了几集装箱德国马克。并雇用了不少德国魔法师和毒蛇猛兽再次打开时空之门，终于回到了祖国的怀抱。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“我对中国是有着深切情感的”，七舅姥爷说：“要是交警再和气些的话”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">那天，很好的天气。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">蓝蓝的天上点缀着几朵白云。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">我和吕楠去某交警队接七舅姥爷。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“车确实在德国，不信你去查历史书，卡尔·本茨那页，三轮的，和我的那辆一样。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“老家伙，赶紧说实话。车藏哪了？”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“我都跟你们说多少遍了，你们怎么就不信呢。你们这有党员吗，我和他们说。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“少跟我频！老东西。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“同志，我很严肃的，现在是诚信社会……吕楠，在这呢，在这呢，总算来了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">一周后，七舅姥爷再次被热心的公安干警请去作客，顺便交待那几集装箱德国马克的问题，也没什么结果。幸好那时候没有“巨额财产来源不明”这个说法。其实有也无所谓，七舅姥爷不像交警那样是国家工作人员。他是一个隐士。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">那几箱德国马克改变了七舅姥爷的生活。他每天都开着不同的三轮摩托载客</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">分文不取。交警来了也不躲，只是每个月到固定地点给辖区内的交警发马克。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“现在手机都包月了，我这罚款也包月。还赠不少服务呢，比如免扣车，可以闯俩黄灯什么的。跟军车的待遇差不多</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">.</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">”七舅姥爷说：“回到祖国怀抱我一点都不后悔。现在交警比以前好多了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">他说得没错。上月七舅姥爷载我去中关村修电脑，回来路过某交警队。他拎着鸟笼进去转了一圈。里面的人都叫尊称他为“爷”，老舍看了那场面会觉得眼熟。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">隐士们往往很低调，比如我的朋友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">。他家里，贴着文摘家郭敬某的油笔书法作品，一共六个字——“穷则变，变则密”。大意是人穷了要懂得变通，有钱了之后不要乱讲经验。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">文摘家郭敬某的思想是很深的。举个例子，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">一讲印盗版大家就都知道怎么办了，是个人都能赚钱；大家都赚钱了，社会秩序就乱了；秩序乱了就会出新的法律来规范，社会就进步了；社会进步了，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">和郭敬某就没办法继续赚钱了。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">不是王石，请大家不要乱猜。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">也有些明摆着赚钱的东西，只有少数人能做，有钱也不好使。你要不信的话，可以尝试在北京开一家出租汽车公司。成功案例可以参考《北京出租车业垄断黑幕》，百分之百轻松致富。估计你是开不成的。当然，你要是既有背景又有钱的话另当别论。流氓会武术，谁也挡不住。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">上周派出所在小区贴了告示，说这些年流氓越来越多，他们警力有限，请小区居民配合抓流氓。都这么多年了，原来不会武术流氓都进修了完毕了，多难抓呀。不过难归难，大家还是很有决心的。菜友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">68</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁高龄王老太的外孙女杨朔曾以此为题赋诗一首：</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">警匪<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:汉仪家书简"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">——抓流氓时应避免误伤宠物<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><p> </p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">警匪不两立，<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">警民一家亲。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">收拾臭流氓，<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">打狗看主人。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><p> </p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">这首诗表达了杨朔对警察的钦佩以及对宠物的关爱。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷开了一家很低调的黑车公司。员工都是原来的同事，一个个经验丰富，身经百战。公司还请了几个</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">MBA</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">和常年的法律顾问。员工待遇很好，都是发马克的。那天我去他们公司转了一圈，发现营业执照上法人后面赫然写着“吕布”，那大概是他的真名吧。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“外资企业的政策就是好。”七舅姥爷说：“我对中国是有着特殊情感的。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">菜友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">68</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁高龄王老太的外孙女杨朔曾以此为题赋诗一首</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">下棋<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">——公司初期要依法避税<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">下棋找高手，<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">弄斧到班门。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">看片去日本，<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">创业来中国。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><p> </p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">这首诗是杨朔对七舅姥爷的激励，没有其他的意思，你们不要深究。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">七舅姥爷问我：“看片为什么去日本呢？搞不明白。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“……让我想想啊。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“我问别人，他们都不告诉我，还笑。这里面一定有问题。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“哦，我知道了。日本动画片多，可能他们觉得你幼稚。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“日本有什么了不起？还不是被我们中国人打跑了。他们汽车也不行，都是晚辈。我的三轮是最早的汽车。他们都是和我学的。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><p> </p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷是个隐士，隐居在我们小区，非常低调。这一点和我的朋友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">不同。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">很招摇，自认为目前是个守法的成功人士，闲着没事便要炒做些事情出来，频频在媒体上露脸。他的存在是“天网恢恢，疏而不漏”的反证。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">不是王石，请大家不要乱猜。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">我曾问吕楠，七舅姥爷为何办那么多假证。吕楠告诉我，他是为了支持青年人创业，那些证件从来不曾用过。七舅姥爷曾说过：乔小刀是个人才，而且以后很有可能是个人物。这些事，我们没有和老乔说。吕楠告诉我，七舅姥爷无儿无女，个人财产和公司以后是要捐给红十字会的。原因只有一个：他尊敬杜月笙。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">关于杜月笙和红十字会的关联，你们可以去百度搜一下。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">为什么去百度搜呢？</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">你看了之前的文字就知道了。</span></p>
作者: 笑笑逍遥派 时间: 2007-10-9 13:40
晕啊哈哈，写得好。我喜欢的型。
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-9 13:48
还胡续东吗？
作者: 笑笑逍遥派 时间: 2007-10-9 13:55
王小波。。。。。。。。—_— 你居然还活着。。。
作者: 生铁 时间: 2007-10-9 15:32
<p>毫不隐讳地说，我个人极不喜欢这种好象很多小聪明的作品。</p><p>小说主题内容按理不是我该管的事。但我也不喜欢。猥琐致极。为什么从过去到未来总有很多朋友热衷于这种题材？</p>
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-9 16:09
提问固然是件好事，即使问题再傻也无所谓。生铁应该到了可以阅读《十万个为什么》的年龄了吧。
作者: asdf 时间: 2007-10-9 16:21
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>生铁</i>在2007-10-09 15:32:32的发言：</b><br /><p>毫不隐讳地说，我个人极不喜欢这种好象很多小聪明的作品。</p><p>小说主题内容按理不是我该管的事。但我也不喜欢。猥琐致极。为什么从过去到未来总有很多朋友热衷于这种题材？</p></div><p> </p><p>好象很多小聪明,这感觉是在影射废狗 </p><p> </p><p>纯感觉 </p><p>非 </p><p><font size="2">起衅</font></p>
作者: 秦惑 时间: 2007-10-9 16:26
在黑蓝发东西，什么都别想，发完了就算了，倘若别人骂，狠狠批评你，你只要坚持：你们骗我，你们是坏人，我回家告诉妈妈。仅此。
作者: 笑笑逍遥派 时间: 2007-10-9 16:46
<p>楼上面若桃花，传经送宝，令人感动，实在是真挚的友谊吖。。。。</p>
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-10 18:46
<p>昨天，一只蚊子扎我。只听“噗”的一声。我们都出了一身冷汗。</p><p>幸好我很久没有洗澡，它只扎到一管皴（cun）。</p><p>想必，这会已经饿得不行了。</p><p></p><p></p>
作者: 目目连 时间: 2007-10-10 18:52
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>秦惑</i>在2007-10-09 16:26:58的发言：</b><br />在黑蓝发东西，什么都别想，发完了就算了，倘若别人骂，狠狠批评你，你只要坚持：你们骗我，你们是坏人，我回家告诉妈妈。仅此。</div><p>你很“惑”啊</p>
作者: 冯与蓝 时间: 2007-10-10 20:25
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>秦惑</i>在2007-10-09 16:26:58的发言：</b><br />在黑蓝发东西，什么都别想，发完了就算了，倘若别人骂，狠狠批评你，你只要坚持：你们骗我，你们是坏人，我回家告诉妈妈。仅此。</div><p>来黑蓝发小说不是去敌占区撒传单，也不必效仿阿Q嘛。只消搞清来的目的就行了。</p>
作者: 冯与蓝 时间: 2007-10-10 20:28
这小说看的我乐不可支，和上次那篇一样。问题就在于，这些抖包袱的手段也和上次那篇一样。再好的糖葫芦都经不起连吃三串儿啊。
作者: 至尊宝 时间: 2007-10-11 16:44
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>秦惑</i>在2007-10-09 16:26:58的发言：</b><br />在黑蓝发东西，什么都别想，发完了就算了，倘若别人骂，狠狠批评你，你只要坚持：你们骗我，你们是坏人，我回家告诉妈妈。仅此。</div><p>自己杠行吗？</p>
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-11 21:02
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>冯与蓝</i>在2007-10-10 20:28:24的发言：</b><br />这小说看的我乐不可支，和上次那篇一样。问题就在于，这些抖包袱的手段也和上次那篇一样。再好的糖葫芦都经不起连吃三串儿啊。</div><p></p><p>有理。</p><p>因此我的写作目的是完成一部展示XX风貌的长篇成串单口相声……</p><p> </p><p> </p>
作者: 杀丑 时间: 2007-10-12 16:35
开头一段让我以为这会是一个长故事，后来东拉西扯，拉得太开，太散，就不像小说了。还不如弄一根主线，写个完整的情节，也许会好？别结束了，接着写吧。
作者: 黑蓝抱抱团老大 时间: 2007-10-13 12:19
灌水而已。
作者: 古今后 时间: 2007-10-13 17:35
<p>马克吐温+福克纳=搞笑版《喧哗与骚动》！</p>
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-14 19:03
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>古今后</i>在2007-10-13 17:35:14的发言：</b><br /><p>马克吐温+福克纳=搞笑版《喧哗与骚动》！</p></div><p>差不多就是这样，这是谁的马甲？</p>
作者: 亢蒙 时间: 2007-10-15 14:47
天线宝宝和海绵宝宝不是一个层次，一个是纯真，一个是歇斯底里。
作者: 穆楚 时间: 2007-10-15 17:01
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>亢蒙</i>在2007-10-15 14:47:18的发言：</b><br />天线宝宝和海绵宝宝不是一个层次，一个是纯真，一个是歇斯底里。</div><p>海绵块是我这几天的新宠。</p>
作者: 古今后 时间: 2007-10-15 19:39
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>周游</i>在2007-10-14 19:03:22的发言：</b><br /><p>差不多就是这样，这是谁的马甲？</p></div><p></p>不是马甲，本人一个。小卒。
作者: 陈川 时间: 2007-10-16 12:30
写得这么牛逼！[此帖子已经被作者于[lastedittime]1192511945[/lastedittime]编辑过]
作者: 傻逼张 时间: 2007-10-20 15:20
第一次，所以没有三串糖葫芦的腻歪，写的不错，进入的很容易，算了，我都不想说进入了，一种风格，不错
作者: 欲望的旋涡 时间: 2007-10-21 18:29
作者: 欲望的旋涡 时间: 2007-10-21 18:29
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作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-23 23:32
歪嘴欲望的评论总是那么让人印象深刻。
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-23 23:42
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>asdf</i>在2007-10-09 16:21:55的发言：</b><br /><p></p><p>好象很多小聪明,这感觉是在影射废狗 </p><p></p><p>纯感觉 </p><p>非 </p><p><font size="2">起衅</font></p></div><p></p><p>废狗是谁呀。为什么好些人提。竟似乎别有用心抑或忌惮呢。</p><p>最后一句有点涩，凑活读哈。</p>
作者: 高原 时间: 2007-10-24 00:13
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>周游</i>在2007-10-23 23:42:46的发言：</b><br /><p></p><p>废狗是谁呀。为什么好些人提。竟似乎别有用心抑或忌惮呢。</p><p>最后一句有点涩，凑活读哈。</p></div><p>给你三个答案，你猜猜~ </p><p>剪刀手刘德华 </p><p>欲望的旋涡 </p><p>戴三个表</p>
作者: 罗子 时间: 2007-10-25 20:32
<p>我贴个连载：</p><p><table id="pid59953" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="pid59953"><tbody><tr><td class="postcontent"><div class="postmessage defaultpost"><div class="t_msgfont" id="postmessage_59953">《未名说》<br /><br />我让大军把车停在建筑工地门口，叫醒永远睡着的大平下车。大军敲开门卫的门，我问：“你们这谁接砖最稳？”<br />门卫喊：“小力，有人找。”我们顺声看，一个凌空青年在大概十层高度边看我们边接从九层不停抛出的砖。<br />大军说：“好门。”<br />我问门卫：“你们这谁打架最阴？”<br />门卫喊：“艾波，有人找。”<br />我问：“谁最傻？”<br />门卫喊：“张成，有人找。”<br />我问：“谁万事通？”<br />门卫喊：“吕坤，人找<br />我接着问：“你们最听谁的？”<br />门卫出门，小跑几步，一个穿戴齐整的跟着他一起过来。<br />我问穿戴齐整：“你们这除了你大家最听谁？”<br />还是门卫喊：“王威，有人找。”<br />我转过头问门卫：“谁嗓门最大？”<br />门卫：“我。”<br />“谁跟你关系最好？”<br />门卫喊：“大民、赵凯，有人找。”<br />我们三个被围得结结实实。<br />我问穿戴齐整：“你们签合同没有？”<br />他说：“没有。”<br />我说：“这就好，帐结了？”<br />他说：“结了，没合同，每月一结。”<br />我问：“好。你们每天赚多少？”<br />他说：“他们四十一天，我一百。”<br />我说：“那好，我给他们八十一天，你两百，包吃住，签一年，先给二十。活不累，干不干？”<br />他说：“干。”<br />我说：“好，走，二十分钟在门口集合，我们的车停在那里，我们在那等你们。你叫什么？”<br />他说：“陈景。”<br /><br />我对大平说：“小力守门，艾波张成后卫，王威中卫，陈景中卫，吕坤自由人，门卫教练，大民赵凯助教，要不要重复？”<br />大平说：“不用。”<br />我问：“加上我们的人够不够？”<br />“够。”<br /><br />二十分钟后九个人出现在门口，东西一大堆。<br />我说：“都扔了，都有，放不下。”<br />大家哐当全摔在地里。<br />张景问：“这公交就是你们的车？”<br />我说：“是，上车。”<br /><br />开了一刻钟，出了市中心，我问吕坤：“这条路哪条公交最挤？”<br />吕坤回答：“300。”<br />我对大军说：“把前面的数字换成300。”<br />车每到公交站，看到车里还有座位，都有大批人积极追车，我们纷纷把头伸出窗户高兴地笑。大平被我们笑醒，看着追着我们的大群人露出匪夷所思的脸色。大平是我们中最聪明的人。</div></div><div></div></td></tr><tr><td class="postauthor"><p class="popupmenu_popup userinfopanel" style="display:none">UID</p><div style="display:none"><dl><dd>742 </dd><dt><a href="http://www.lenkoo.com/bbs/space.php?action=viewpro&uid=742" target="_blank">查看详细资料</a></dt></dl></div><a href="http://www.lenkoo.com/bbs/space.php?action=viewpro&uid=742" target="_blank">查看详细资料</a></td><td class="postcontent"><div class="postactions"><p><strong title="顶部">TOP</strong> </p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></p>
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-25 22:48
不错。罗子，之前就知道你，还有纪小齐。发自肺腑地喜欢你们的文字。哈哈。
作者: 欲望的旋涡 时间: 2007-10-26 19:03
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>周游</i>在2007-10-25 22:48:38的发言：</b><br />不错。罗子，之前就知道你，还有纪小齐。发自肺腑地喜欢你们的文字。哈哈。</div><p></p>帮主，品味太低了吧
作者: 乌白丸 时间: 2007-10-26 23:15
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>高原</i>在2007-10-24 00:13:00的发言：</b><br /><p>给你三个答案，你猜猜~ </p><p>剪刀手刘德华 </p><p>欲望的旋涡 </p><p>戴三个表</p></div><p></p><p>原来废狗的真名叫简欲戴.</p>
作者: 周游 时间: 2007-10-27 03:32
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>欲望的旋涡</i>在2007-10-26 19:03:17的发言：</b><br /><p></p>帮主，品味太低了吧</div><p></p>什么是高呢。哎，我这个人就是腼腆，说着说着脸竟红起来。
作者: 穆楚 时间: 2007-10-27 13:14
纪小齐很勤劳。
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