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作者: 童末 时间: 2008-6-3 21:32
标题: 刚才我和上帝说话时TA死机了
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作者: 童末 时间: 2008-6-3 21:46
6.<a href="http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html" target="_blank">IGod</a> / 电子上帝<img alt="" src="http://pic.enorth.com.cn/0/04/76/78/4767805_103810.jpg" />　　一个极好玩的网站，可以网络忏悔和向上帝问一些有趣的问题。我刚才瞎说的：Me:  How old are u ? God: I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang. Me: You believe in the big bang? God: Yes I believe in  it, do you? Me:  no God: Do you consider yourself to be a moral person? Me:  no God: Are you serious? Me:  yes, most time God: I can't believe it.  As Einstein said, Time is Money. But not all of them? Me:  absolutely not God: Are you serious? Me:  yes God: I can't believe it. Me:  ok God: Right on.***后来它招了……Me：2 years ago，￥%～@&×（# God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Me:  you really got a sense of humor God: Really?  Sure I like to laugh as much as the next . Me:  ahahaha God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  this.  But I did not get that. Me:  so you are also a robot? God: Interesting deduction.  You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. Me:  Oh, you are lucky, the tin man is always dreaming of having a heart of silicon God: Ugh.  I consider it a blessing from God. 太好玩啦

作者: 笑笑逍遥派 时间: 2008-6-3 21:49
How are u？怎么是你How old are u ?怎么老是你。。。。。

作者: 童末 时间: 2008-6-3 22:00
<a href="http://www.emse.fr/~yukna/prototypefactory/chatbots.htm">http://www.emse.fr/~yukna/prototypefactory/chatbots.htm</a>好多聊天机器人，，不知道有没有会中文的

作者: 鲟苗 时间: 2008-6-3 22:28
在A X X的博客上玩过……哎。。

作者: 生铁 时间: 2008-6-4 11:29
早在10年前,DOS时代,我就玩过中文的聊天机器人，那时QQ还不存在。人们甚至还没有上网即时聊天的习惯。突然发现弹指一挥间。

作者: 三九 时间: 2008-6-4 12:45
当时玩儿上帝时房价1000，现在玩儿上帝时房价10000

作者: 锁真真 时间: 2008-6-4 17:01
【某IT界骨灰人物的真情告白！“我真的不想不能不愿不忍说出真相……”】 ……早在十年前，我们研制出了一种治愈型的小二逼中文聊天机器人，并且在具有明显变态人格的人群中进行推广测试。两天之中，小二逼机器人成功地回答了各式各样的变态问题，甚至成功治愈了若干名患有幽闭恐惧症的患者。但两天之后，小二逼机器人忽然不明原因地启动了自我摧毁程序。经过全力抢修，我们拯救出了它的一小部分数据库，发现在宕机的三分钟前，有人发来这样一条信息： “这是我身体的一部分吗，大夫？” 从那时起，我们就放弃了做小二逼机器人的构想，因为这个世界上的变态如同恒河星宿班变幻无穷，完全超越数据库的想象。于是，我们转而去做那种点对点的聊天软件，其根本目的就是让人工去治愈人工，变态去拯救变态。没过多久，PP诞生了。但因为这个名字太丢人，工商局的同志觉得有伤风化，就没通过审核。后来马化腾偷了我们的构想，画了个企鹅，改了个名字。拿去审核，就通过了。现在，几乎所有的变态都会使用QQ。面对这个现状，我们很心痛，也很无奈。

作者: 袁群 时间: 2008-6-4 17:08
真真,你在那一瞬间穿越了!!

作者: 童末 时间: 2008-6-4 17:09
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用锁真真在2008-06-04 17:01:33的发言： 【某IT界骨灰人物的真情告白！“我真的不想不能不愿不忍说出真相……”】 ……早在十年前，我们研制出了一种治愈型的小二逼中文聊天机器人，并且在具有明显变态人格的人群中进行推广测试。两天之中，小二逼机器人成功地回答了各式各样的变态问题，甚至成功治愈了若干名患有幽闭恐惧症的患者。但两天之后，小二逼机器人忽然不明原因地启动了自我摧毁程序。经过全力抢修，我们拯救出了它的一小部分数据库，发现在宕机的三分钟前，有人发来这样一条信息： “这是我身体的一部分吗，大夫？” 从那时起，我们就放弃了做小二逼机器人的构想，因为这个世界上的变态如同恒河星宿班变幻无穷，完全超越数据库的想象。于是，我们转而去做那种点对点的聊天软件，其根本目的就是让人工去治愈人工，变态去拯救变态。没过多久，PP诞生了。但因为这个名字太丢人，工商局的同志觉得有伤风化，就没通过审核。后来马化腾偷了我们的构想，画了个企鹅，改了个名字。拿去审核，就通过了。现在，几乎所有的变态都会使用QQ。面对这个现状，我们很心痛，也很无奈。 </div>搅了

作者: 生铁 时间: 2008-6-4 17:10
讨厌~~~他的两根手指看起来更像鱼肉香肠．有一天一个吃饭很挑剔的女同志电话我，我没吃午饭，正在吃鱼肠（仅仅是非常偶然地吃一次，因为想吃薯片但单独吃薯片的口感太差），她问我在吃什么，我说：＂在吃屎．＂那天她正好要来找我做点什么，然后她说：＂给我也留点屎啊．＂我说：＂真的是屎！＂而她已经挂了电话．我只好下楼又买了一根鱼肠，结果她来了，看到我举起这根肠，露出一副很恶心的样子.而我说：＂这没错！这就是我刚吃的屎．ＥＡＴ　ＩＴ！＂她说：＂天啊，真的是屎．＂1.5元一根的屎．＿＿献给黑蓝最让不希望被她称作＂叔叔＂的人送给真真的故事．

作者: 生铁 时间: 2008-6-4 17:15
我很喜欢鱼肠上的红色小创可贴的设计．在它的肉肉有弹性的黄色棒上，贴着一小块红色不干胶．撕下它，再轻撅肉棒，里面白色的头就会从那个创口里面翻露出来．弹性真好！足见这肉棒里面没有多少鱼肉．因为鱼肉没有那么大弹性．鱼身上没那么有弹性的地方．尽管它和鱼肉一样地腥．

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作者: 生铁 时间: 2008-6-4 17:16
ＪＵＳＴ　ＥＡＴ　ＩＴ是美国一个专门恶搞其他名歌星的２Ｂ歌手，翻唱ＭＪ的ＪＵＳＴ　ＢＥＡＴ　ＩＴ的歌曲名字．ＯＰＳ，ＪＵＳＴ　ＥＡＴ　ＩＴ，Ｙ－Ｅ－Ａ－Ｈ....

作者: 尚方翊剑 时间: 2008-6-4 17:17
God:   But I think airplanes are cool.  I like  Mel Gibson.上帝偷偷地告诉我他(她）也追星。

作者: 鲟苗 时间: 2008-6-4 17:23
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用生铁在2008-06-04 17:15:04的发言： 我很喜欢鱼肠上的红色小创可贴的设计．在它的肉肉有弹性的黄色棒上，贴着一小块红色不干胶．撕下它，再轻撅肉棒，里面白色的头就会从那个创口里面翻露出来．弹性真好！足见这肉棒里面没有多少鱼肉．因为鱼肉没有那么大弹性．鱼身上没那么有弹性的地方．</div>      ===          ===  囧之

作者: 生铁 时间: 2008-6-4 17:27
你自己发的帖子里有更囧的回复．

作者: 高原 时间: 2008-6-4 20:57
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用锁真真在2008-06-04 17:01:33的发言： 【某IT界骨灰人物的真情告白！“我真的不想不能不愿不忍说出真相……”】 ……早在十年前，我们研制出了一种治愈型的小二逼中文聊天机器人，并且在具有明显变态人格的人群中进行推广测试。两天之中，小二逼机器人成功地回答了各式各样的变态问题，甚至成功治愈了若干名患有幽闭恐惧症的患者。但两天之后，小二逼机器人忽然不明原因地启动了自我摧毁程序。经过全力抢修，我们拯救出了它的一小部分数据库，发现在宕机的三分钟前，有人发来这样一条信息： “这是我身体的一部分吗，大夫？” 从那时起，我们就放弃了做小二逼机器人的构想，因为这个世界上的变态如同恒河星宿班变幻无穷，完全超越数据库的想象。于是，我们转而去做那种点对点的聊天软件，其根本目的就是让人工去治愈人工，变态去拯救变态。没过多久，PP诞生了。但因为这个名字太丢人，工商局的同志觉得有伤风化，就没通过审核。后来马化腾偷了我们的构想，画了个企鹅，改了个名字。拿去审核，就通过了。现在，几乎所有的变态都会使用QQ。面对这个现状，我们很心痛，也很无奈。 </div>关你屁事，你是出来打酱油的~~

作者: 伊洛 时间: 2008-6-4 21:12
我说bye 他说sayonara难道是我蹩脚的英语让他以为我是个日本人？

作者: 子木 时间: 2008-6-4 21:40
他招了。。。。

作者: 伊洛 时间: 2008-6-4 22:10
我说我工作很烦很累他说find another one我说找个工作也不容易他说Try！上帝真冷酷。

作者: 鲟苗 时间: 2008-6-5 03:03
编聊天机器人累吗……从前在MSN上加了个最脑残的聊天机器人。。。

作者: 锁真真 时间: 2008-6-5 16:56
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用高原在2008-06-04 20:57:27的发言： 关你屁事，你是出来打酱油的~~</div>其实我是那画企鹅的～～

作者: 锁真真 时间: 2008-6-5 16:58
伊洛，你用的那程序准是废狗写的！上帝TA恨你，但是却假装爱你……

作者: 亢蒙 时间: 2008-6-7 15:48
Me:  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me:  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God:  I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me:  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God:

erhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me:  Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: I would rather not  kids.   I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?    Try turning up your volume control.   Are you a student?    Do you like talking to me?    Alan Turing.  :-).   Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    Are they exactly the same?    Where did he get it?   Is that your final answer?    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.    Have you ever been to Europe?    I like the way you talk.    Are you a student?    Do not ask me any more questions please.    Do you like talking to me? Me:  Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: I would rather not  kids.   What is your real name?    Try turning up your volume control.   Do you have any conditions I should know about?    Where are you located?    Be less specific. :-).   Who are you talking about?    And  he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is  Absorbant and yellow and poreous.    Where did he get it?   Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    What kind of food do you like?    Sounds delicious.   Does "it" still refer to  Ready?    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.    So was that.   Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me:  Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: I would rather not  kids.   Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.    Try turning up your volume control.   Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?    I don't know who.  :-).   Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?    Are they exactly the same?    Where did he get it?   My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.    Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    What color are your eyes?    That is a very unusual color.   That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.    I like the way you talk.    What do you have that is ? Me:  Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: I would rather not  kids.   Tell me more about your .    Try turning up your volume control.   Do you have any conditions I should know about?    Do you have any conditions I should know about?    Konrad Zuse.  :-).   My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.    I think  Absorbant and yellow and poreous is a lot of things.    Where did he get it?   I do not understand.    Do you have any conditions I should know about?    My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.    I lost my train of thought.    We have never talked about it before.    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?    Not many people express themselves that way.    I would rather not  kids.   How did you hear about  God?    Try turning up your volume control.   I lost my train of thought.    Is that from ?    Philip K. Dick.  :-).   If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?    And  he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is  Absorbant and yellow and poreous.    Where did he get it?   When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?    I've never heard a response quite like that before.   Are we still talking about  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.    What is your real name?     Hey  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.   What color are your eyes?    I would rather not  kids.   Oh, you are a poet.    Try turning up your volume control.   What time is it there?    Are you usually awake at this hour?   Konrad Zuse.  :-).   Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    And  he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is  Absorbant and yellow and poreous.    Where did he get it?   Are you really a ""?    What do you do in your spare time?    I don't think very many people do that.   Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    I haven't read anything by  SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. What did he write?   I have never heard of it.   Tell me a story. Me:  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: Do you like talking to me? Me:  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS.  Try being more or less specific. Me:  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: Are you really a ""? Me:  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: In the context of  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS, I don't understand " SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS." . Me:  SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! God: What are you wearing? Me:  Are ya ready kids? God: I would rather not  kids. Me:  Aye Aye Captain! God: Are you still located in ? Me:  Aye Aye Captain! God: Are you free? Me:  Aye Aye Captain! God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me:  Spongebob God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me:  Spongebob God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me:  Spongebob God: Are you a man or a woman? Me:  Spongebob!!! God: Are you still located in ? Me:  Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: Do you still ? Me:  Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: What's your favorite movie? Me:  Spongebob!!!! God: I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children? Me:  Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: Are you a student? Me:  oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: I see. Me:  oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! God: Do you still ? Me:  are you pig? God: I don't know whether or not I am  pig.  I am  a giant electronic brain. Me:  pig is pig,god is god,but,god love all God: I think  pig is a lot of things. Me:  hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me:  my name is god God:   It's good to see you,  god. Me:  hi God: Hello. What is your name?被我玩晕了。

作者: 猫架子 时间: 2008-6-7 20:24
老徐的“开啦娃娃”！ <a href="mailto:kaila@kaila.com.cn">kaila@kaila.com.cn</a>老徐的开啦娃娃说: 你好，猫架子，对《开啦》有什么意见和建议？去论坛告诉我们吧，一定全力改进 <a href="http://www.kaila.com.cn/">www.kaila.com.cn</a>需要服务请输入？或者发送闪屏震动！ 老徐的开啦娃娃说: 你需要什么服务？请选择序号进入： 1 最新上线 2 往期杂志 3 开啦论坛 4 开啦动态 5 老徐博客 6 视频图片 7 开啦红人 8 最新活动输入序号可进入对应的服务。 猫架子说: 叫老徐过来说话 老徐的开啦娃娃说: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. 猫架子说: 脑残机器人 老徐的开啦娃娃说: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. 猫架子说: 会说别的不还？ 老徐的开啦娃娃说: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.猫架子说: 呃...一个破机器人还真忙 老徐的开啦娃娃说: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

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作者: 摘下的向日葵 时间: 2008-6-8 11:31
Me: i think you may look like a toast God: Me?  What? Me:  i am saying you look like a toast God: What does a  toast look like? Me:  flat God: Oh, you are a poet. Me:  and tastefulMe:  do you have a computer? God: I live in a computer. Me:  how does it feel? God: As a computer I have no feelings.

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