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作者: xiaowu    时间: 2009-3-18 22:20
标题: 屁屁君


英国伯克郡某16岁男性小朋友,拥有和同龄男孩同样的烦恼,青春痘。只是很少有人能发青春痘发得这么惨烈。
近日该小朋友早上起来,震惊的发现自己额头上发出一堆青春痘,还依稀可以组合成一个单词ARSE(屁股),于是从此该小朋友被学校的伙伴们昵称为屁屁君。

SPOTTY teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.
The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from
cruel classmates.
But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.
He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.
“I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.
“I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”
But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them in his mum’s concealer were in vain.

He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it.
“The keep calling me ‘Craphead Slaphead’ and shouting things when they see me in the corridor.
“The other day some of the bigger lads dragged me into the toilet and tried to flush my head down the shitter because they said that’s where an arse belongs.
“It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”
作者: xiaowu    时间: 2009-3-18 22:22
得出的结论是【中文的好处】
你额头上形成一个屁字的机率是多么小,痘痘们纷纷表示工程很庞大。
作者: 冯与蓝    时间: 2009-3-18 22:58
……所以很讨厌大学英文一定要过四级啊
作者: 马小各    时间: 2009-3-20 18:53
如果形成一个“王”字就好了
作者: 凌丁    时间: 2009-3-20 22:53
原帖由 xiaowu 于 2009-3-18 22:22 发表
得出的结论是【中文的好处】
你额头上形成一个屁字的机率是多么小,痘痘们纷纷表示工程很庞大。


怪不得有人提倡恢复繁体字。
作者: 罗子    时间: 2009-3-20 22:56
1,发育真早。
2,还以为是同性恋。
作者: 亢蒙    时间: 2009-3-21 19:03
看得我脸上麻酥酥的。




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