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作者: 小智    时间: 2009-9-30 10:54
标题: 有人玩这个网站咩?
http://omegle.com/
一个系统自动配对的匿名聊天网站。。。刚一上线就遇到一个JAPANESE,还说粮食不足(囧),很多人一听你是中国的就挂了,于是每次我都得抢先问对方的asl。但还是遇到了一些好人,一个晚上加一个台湾的,一个印尼的小姑娘和一个新西兰的25 man,他说他喜欢王尔德。还遇到一个UK的girl,她说她不想找boy,她觉得她是个les,然后跟我说她以前的一个3 persons的经历……(- -好开放啊,又是fingers又是sick,她还说别人的dick只是normal……)但最后她又觉得自己是les家里人接受不了所以她要离家出走。。。= =。
总之这个网站是让我又爱又恨……还有,我是不是火星了勒?
作者: 段林    时间: 2009-9-30 12:01
楼上,从你的链接过去聊天,遇到一个菲律宾的,我们俩英文都不好,他回得挺慢,我估计他在菲律宾的“百度”上查我说的话是什么意思,嘿
作者: 亢蒙    时间: 2009-9-30 12:07
你何止火星了,你都火星半年了,这个网站是半年前流行的。
作者: xiaowu    时间: 2009-9-30 12:37
跟一个19岁的棒子用GOOGLE翻译工具聊,何等冏
作者: 小智    时间: 2009-9-30 13:33
大王!现在我难得宅一回啊!
作者: 迟小司    时间: 2009-9-30 21:17
好欢乐呀~~
作者: 陈树泳    时间: 2009-10-2 12:49
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, i love you
You: ....
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: i could
Stranger: give it time
Stranger: you dont know
Stranger: send me your picture, NeverInVain@juno.com
Stranger: NOW!'

我很怀疑,这是系统回复我的。
作者: 和底    时间: 2009-10-2 13:42
这多好啊
作者: 和底    时间: 2009-10-2 13:56
陌生人: 字母i
陌生人: 您好
你: 你好
陌生人: 喂
你: 你好吗
Stranger: 中文的人?

You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: 韓國
You: oh
You: see you fun
Stranger: 我知道你說英語?
You: 什么
You: 你的中文有语法错误,孩子
Stranger: 年齡

You: 49
Your conversational partner has disconnected
作者: 袁群    时间: 2009-10-2 20:50
你们被骗了。。
作者: 小智    时间: 2009-10-2 21:45
啊。。。那是因为你们没有遇到更boring的事!!!
作者: rekin    时间: 2009-10-2 22:24
草...
我一上去居然就遇到色狼了...
作者: 迟小司    时间: 2009-10-3 02:18
- -。我欢乐了一个晚上呢~~
作者: 腐睡    时间: 2009-10-3 02:57
這個我依稀記得李頭發過。
作者: 转身一箭    时间: 2009-10-3 11:02
为什么一听到中国的就挂了
作者: 迟小司    时间: 2009-10-4 02:47
人家问~~你愿意用脚为我那个吗~~~~
作者: zydnhm    时间: 2009-10-9 15:22
啊,我决定今晚玩玩~
作者: 酒童    时间: 2009-10-9 19:29
那里面能用国语交流吗?
作者: 花样    时间: 2009-10-10 17:08
i can't speak english
作者: 花样    时间: 2009-10-10 22:10
真搞笑啊,聊了下

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiiiiiiiiiii
You: asl?
Stranger: thats some enthusiasm you got there
Stranger: 27 m ny
Stranger: asl?
You: 33,f,ch
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hows the weather?
You: clearness
Stranger: for a moment there i wasnt sure whether to take you seriously or not from the asl question
Stranger: i was about to tell you that i was a cat
Stranger: meow
You: it's so nice
Stranger: the weather?
Stranger: or on being a cat?
Stranger: the latter, i can attest to
You: can you speak chinese
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i can't read chinese though
You: 是吗?
Stranger: thats a different story
Stranger: the second character did not come out
Stranger: and i remember the first character from chinese school
Stranger: which i flunked out of miserably
You: so sad
Stranger: it is now when i think back at it
Stranger: but when i found out i didnt have to go anymore, believe me, it was a happy moment
You: trust U
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: trust isnt given too freely
You: i see
Stranger: so what are your plans for the weekend?
You: at home
Stranger: even tomorrow?
You: yeah
Stranger: even tonight?
You: write something
You: yeah
Stranger: you're writing something?
Stranger: or you want me to write something?
You: tonight is alone
Stranger: why?
Stranger: are you writing something?
Stranger: a novel?
You: yeah
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how far are you?
Stranger: what type of novel?
You: so far
Stranger: i am very interested in hearing more
You: literature
Stranger: literature?
Stranger: wait, are you writing textbook
You: about one men have tow women
Stranger: really?
Stranger: in chinese?
You: 是的。题目是《脚踏两条船》
Stranger: i can read about 3 characters there
You: yeah
You: one and two
Stranger: one two and 5
Stranger: haha
You: so great
Stranger: i put that into google translate
Stranger: Yes. Head is "both ways"
Stranger: must be in that area
You: yeah
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so how does the man in your story make out?
You: 那两个女的基本上就是属于天下掉下的那种
Stranger: wait, do you view me less because i cant read chinese too well?
Stranger: and by too well i mean at all
Stranger: so you're saying that, the world is falling apart
You: zhe man get tow women without striking a blowing
Stranger: and the women are victims of the society
You: he is alone like me,but one day one girl say he is her boyfriend
Stranger: that's easy
Stranger: how does he get the other girl?
You: the same
Stranger: wow
Stranger: great
Stranger: so what does he do with that?
Stranger: i know if i were in that situation i would run
Stranger: having one woman in your life is a handful
You: He believes that these are the facts
Stranger: having 2 would cause stirility
Stranger: those are facts
You: yeah
Stranger: because they said it
Stranger: very interesting
You: hehe
Stranger: are you a writer professionally?
You: yeah
You: no
Stranger: have you put out any literature before?
You: no
Stranger: no to being a professional writer
Stranger: ok, no to both
Stranger: that's ok
You: Try to write something
Stranger: thats great too
Stranger: ive been trying to write something, i know the feeling
Stranger: it's quite different than your story though
Stranger: but i hope you get yours out
You: 3Q
Stranger: i would love to see it on top of a best sellers list
Stranger: 3Q
You: thinks
Stranger: do you mean
Stranger: 3rd q of 2010?
Stranger: so august 2010?
You: 3Q=think you
Stranger: what?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: wowo i really misread that one
You: in chinese
Stranger: well thanks for letting me in on that
Stranger: i would never have figured
You: According to the Chinese pronunciation of the past
Stranger: so are you taking a break from writing now?
Stranger: i see
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i just got it
Stranger: 3q
Stranger: i think
You: hehe
Stranger: tell me if it's correct
Stranger: 3 as in "saam" in cantonese
Stranger: and q, making an "engrish" thank you
You: 3 in chinese as “than”
You: Q as "K YOU"
Stranger: aaah
Stranger: very educational
You: What are the arrangements you at night
Stranger: tonight?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i dont have any plans
Stranger: i might go out with some friends
You: do you have a girl?
Stranger: yeah, she's out of town
Stranger: gives me a break
You: do you have bf?
Stranger: as in a best friend?
Stranger: or a boy friend?
You: OK
Stranger: thus making me a bisexual?
Stranger: i dont think i have a best friend
Stranger: and no boyfriend
You: boy friend
Stranger: i dotn think i can tie down two relationships at the same time
Stranger: unlike the character in your book
You: hehe,can't you?
Stranger: no its too much work
Stranger: one relationship is already too much
You: hehe,A man should be diligent
Stranger: yes, that is true
You: Women are the same
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how do you mean?
Stranger: women should be diligent too?
You: A woman should be diligent  to get tow by

Stranger: to get tow by?
You: A woman should be diligent  totie down two relationships at the same time  too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i see
Stranger: that's how it is
Stranger: maybe in a different society
You: yeah
You: Do you want to rest
Stranger: rest?
Stranger: like sleep?
Stranger: or rest from this conversation?
You: yeah
Stranger: sleep?
Stranger: well, no, i just woke up about 2 hrs ago
You: You are too powerful a
Stranger: yeah im like he man
You: God does not sleep
Stranger: doesnt he?
Stranger: but he needs to rest
You: 呵呵
Stranger: on the 7th day he rested
You: That is, tomorrow
Stranger: that's when god will rest
Stranger: well it depends on what go you're talking aout
Stranger: about
You: do you have QQ?
Stranger: what is a qq again?
You: like “MSN"
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont have msn or anything like that
You: Messenger in chinese
Stranger: someone had asked me about that before
Stranger: that's why it seemed familiar
You: yeah
Stranger: so, uh
Stranger: i had something to ask
Stranger: but i completely forgot what it was
You: why
Stranger: oh i remember now
You: pls
Stranger: how long have you been in america?
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you mean ch as in china
You: yeah
Stranger: doh
Stranger: i took that as chicago
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: way to go me
You: haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: let me say your english is quite good
You: This is very interesting
You: i can speak a little english
Stranger: i wish i was more fluent in chinese
Stranger: i was raised here, and didnt do too well in chinese school
Stranger: what part of china are you in?
You: 浙江省绍兴市
Stranger: is that why you asked me if i watned to rest
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's 10:30 am here
You: Southeast
Stranger: it's pretty late there for you
Stranger: i should be asking you if you want to rest
Stranger: Shaoxing City, Zhejiang Province
You: yeah,3Q
You: i want to rest
Stranger: ok
You: Very pleased to talk with you
Stranger: i wont keep you
Stranger: good to talk to you, too
Stranger: good night
You: good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者: 花样    时间: 2009-10-10 22:14
聊了半天,我说我来自CH,她以为我讲的CH是芝加哥
作者: 井井回    时间: 2009-10-10 22:18
本帖最后由 井井回 于 2009-10-10 22:23 编辑
聊了半天,我说我来自CH,她以为我讲的CH是芝加哥
花样 发表于 2009-10-10 22:14


厉害。
作者: 西城四月    时间: 2009-10-10 22:28
21# 花样
乃33了乜?
作者: 花样    时间: 2009-10-10 23:02
看得这么仔细啊
作者: 爱人    时间: 2009-10-11 11:59
Stranger: hi
You: 你好
Stranger: china is your country?
You: 是啊




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