标题: 最强最短的武侠小说 [打印本页] 作者: 凌丁 时间: 2007-8-9 22:51 标题: 最强最短的武侠小说 <div>最强最短的武侠小说(定稿完全版) <div> </div><div><br />小说要求: <br />1、要同时涉及3大门派 <br />2、要包含江湖门派间多年恩怨情仇,又要打破世俗伦理。 <br />3、同时情节还要扣人心悬,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来。令人极为期待该小说之续集,同时留下n多悬念。 <br />4、越短越好 </div><div> </div><div>第2天,有人来投稿,全文只有十个字: <br />秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太 ! </div><div> </div><div>编辑复语:恩怨情仇,血雨腥风确有,且短小精悍,n多悬念,但侠骨有余,柔情不足。虽江湖儿女,但也有柔情万种。 </div><div> </div><div>第3天,修改稿: <br />师太,你就放弃秃驴从了贫道吧! <br />编辑又语:江湖儿女,柔情尽显,缠绵悱恻。但仍拘泥世俗伦理。 <br />第4天,第三稿: <br />师太,你竟敢跟贫道抢秃驴! <br />编辑三思,语:打破世俗伦理之作,血雨腥风也呼之欲来,扣人心弦,悬念n多,但总是少点什么。。。 </div><div> </div><div>第5天,终结稿: <br />和尚:'师太,你从了和尚吧!' <br />道长:'秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!' <br />师太:'和尚、道长你们一起上吧,我赶时间。' </div><div> </div><div>编辑兴奋ing,语:前无古人,后无来者之完美杰作。既有难以理清的多年门派恩怨,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来之势;又有纠葛的侠骨柔情,既打破世俗伦理,又尽显江湖儿女不拘小节之豪气干云。旷世巨制!! <br /> </div></div><div> </div><div>以上是原稿，以下是凌丁版：</div><div> </div><div>师太:'和尚,你从了师太吧!' <br />道长:'贱尼，竟敢跟贫道抢和尚!' <br />和尚：:‘师太、道长你们一起上吧,我赶时间。' </div>作者: 亢蒙 时间: 2007-8-9 23:05
还是凌丁的版本更加变态一些。鉴定完毕。作者: 苏无力 时间: 2007-8-9 23:33
果然强作者: syhan 时间: 2007-8-10 02:14
相当变态啊作者: 边河 时间: 2007-8-10 15:13
我很想说一个字，就一个字，我想你们都知道，那就心照不宣了！作者: 星稀 时间: 2007-8-10 15:59
你们猜吧，我赶时间。作者: 目目连 时间: 2007-8-10 16:03
哈!哈!哈!作者: oo柒 时间: 2007-8-10 17:25
好交叉X啊！作者: 陈方 时间: 2007-8-10 18:30
<p>丁老师，真的很想跟您握握手啊。</p>作者: 凌丁 时间: 2007-8-10 20:52
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>陈方</i>在2007-08-10 18:30:02的发言：</b><br /><p>丁老师，真的很想跟您握握手啊。</p></div><p></p><p>大家都是江湖人，抱拳即可。</p><p>顺便讲下抱拳礼：</p><div class="textbox-title"><h4>抱拳礼之歌</h4><div class="textbox-label">[ 2007-6-17 16:08:49 | By: wufei37 ]</div></div><div class="textbox-content"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:9pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 28.25pt 0pt 0cm;mso-para-margin-right:2.69gd"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"></span> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 28.25pt 0pt 0cm;mso-para-margin-right:2.69gd"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 28.25pt 0pt 0cm;mso-para-margin-right:2.69gd"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> 自古侠义多正气，仪表端庄身凛然。</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 28.25pt 0pt 0cm;mso-para-margin-right:2.69gd"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> 五湖四海重礼仪，枉自称大不可以。</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 28.25pt 0pt 0cm;mso-para-margin-right:2.69gd"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> 心胸坦荡宽又广，推心置腹可安邦。</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 28.25pt 0pt 0cm;mso-para-margin-right:2.69gd"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#667b99;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> 源远流长代代传，中华武术振四方。</span></span></p><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> <font color="#5e94a2">抱拳礼是由中国传统</font></span><font color="#5e94a2"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">“</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">作揖礼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">”</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">和少林拳的抱拳礼（四指礼），加以提炼、规范、统一得来的，并赋予了新的涵义，这是在国内外一直被采用的具有代表性的礼法。</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><font color="#5e94a2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> 行礼的方法是：并步站立，左手四指并拢伸直成掌，拇指屈拢；右手成拳，左掌心掩贴右拳面，左指尖与下颏平齐。右拳眼斜对胸窝，置于胸前屈臂成圆，肘尖略下垂，拳掌与胸相距</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">20--30</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">厘米。头正，身直，目视受礼者，面容举止自然大方。武术散手在戴拳套练习和比赛时，可模拟似地行抱拳礼，两关套合抱于胸前即可<font face="Times New Roman">。</font></span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><font color="#5e94a2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'"> 抱拳礼的具体涵义是：</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-bidi-font-family:宋体">①</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">左掌表示德、智、体、美</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">“</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">四育</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">”</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">齐备，象征高尚情操。屈指表示不自大，不骄傲，不以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">“</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">老大</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">”</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">自居。右拳表示勇猛习武。左掌掩右拳相抱，表示</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">“</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">勇不滋乱</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">”</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">“</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">武不犯禁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">”</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">，以此来约束、节制勇武的意思。</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-bidi-font-family:宋体">②</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">左掌右拳拢屈，两臂屈圆，表示五湖四海（泛指五洲四洋），天下武林是一家，谦虚团结，以武会友。</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-bidi-font-family:宋体">③</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman'">左掌为文，右拳为武，文武兼学，虚心、渴望求知，恭候师友、前辈指教。</span></font><font face="楷体_GB2312" size="3"> </font> <div class="textbox-urls"> </div><div class="textbox-urls">武林“抱拳礼”——“武德”的集中体现：</div><div class="textbox-urls"><div id="container"><div class="entity"><p>中国当代十大武术名师之一陈正雷说：学武术要讲武德，施“<nobr><a class="iAs" target="_blank" style="font-size:14px;cursor:hand;color:#0000ff;border-bottom:#000000 1px dotted;background-color:transparent;text-decoration:underline">抱拳礼</a></nobr>”是武术界的礼节。施礼规范：左脚上前一步，右脚跟上；并步的同时，两手环抱胸前，右手握拳，拳面向左手，拳顶对着左掌中指下端；左手四指伸直，拇指弯曲，两手手心向外前推。</p><p>这样做含义宽广，其重点有三：（1）武术界五湖四海皆兄弟；（2）左手<nobr><a class="iAs" target="_blank" style="font-size:14px;cursor:hand;color:#0000ff;border-bottom:#000000 1px dotted;background-color:transparent;text-decoration:underline">拇指</a></nobr>弯曲，意在武术界内“莫称大”；（3）两手环抱胸前手心向外前推，意在表示武术界的友谊永记心间。</p><p>禁忌——着西装勿施“抱拳礼”</p><p>应避免在着装和行礼上中西结合的方式。如穿西服时最好行鞠躬礼，而不行抱拳拱手礼或作揖，否则反差过大让人觉得别扭。</p><p>旁证——双手“阴阳”说</p><p>这抱拳可不能乱抱，男子尚左，也就是男子用左手握右手，这称作“吉拜”，相反则是“凶拜”。来上一个右手握左手，就是触人霉头了。</p><p>许多的武侠电影都演错了，真正的抱拳是<nobr><a class="iAs" target="_blank" style="font-size:14px;cursor:hand;color:#0000ff;border-bottom:blue 1px dotted;background-color:transparent;text-decoration:underline">右手</a></nobr>握拳，<nobr><a class="iAs" target="_blank" style="font-size:14px;cursor:hand;color:#0000ff;border-bottom:blue 1px dotted;background-color:transparent;text-decoration:underline">左手</a></nobr>抱右手才是对的。</p></div></div></div></div>作者: oo柒 时间: 2007-8-10 20:54
我什么都不用了……han。