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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“蓝田日暖玉生烟”,李商隐这句诗不知骗了多少人。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">倘若您是位商人,为了财运亨通一定要买块蓝田玉。喏,郦山边上就有般若寺,闭观四年的弘忍法师刚刚出观,您运气真好,买块玉开开光,护身又护财;倘若您是对玉一窍不通的普通游客——那就更好了,买块缠丝玉手镯送给女朋友,美观又大方,也破费不了几个钱,只要</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">366</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,要不来块青玉做个纪念,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">188</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,来西安不买蓝田玉不去兵马俑怎么叫来过西安呢。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">如果以上两种人您都不是。您说我来过西安好多次了,兵马俑自然去过,蓝田玉嘛,也买过一块,这次只为看望朋友。可是,好事成双嘛。您知道李商隐吗?您是文化人,一定知道他,“沧海月明珠有泪,蓝田日暖玉生烟。”这句诗您总该知道吧?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">那个卖玉的西安小美女可怜巴巴的望着我,脸都急红了。真怕她再编出什么新的噱头,谁叫我是富有同情心的男人呢?我只好乖乖的掏出钱包。要这个,最便宜的,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">98</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。男戴观音女戴佛,这是弥勒佛呀。那好,要这个</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">118</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我的脸也红了,仿佛她是债主,我是欠钱不还的“流光蛋”。趁别人诧异的目光没盯上我之前,还是赶紧溜之大吉吧。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我自然是来看望朋友的。什么人值得千里奔波,舟车劳顿?自然是位关系不一般的女性朋友。上次那块玉观音就送了她。看着她光溜溜,白净的脖子,想起从前认识的女友哪个不是穿金戴银,再不济也要在脖子上挂串珍珠项链充门面,我说,送你样礼物吧?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">她眨眨眼睛,既不表示同意,也不表示反对。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">就这么定了。她陪我逛兵马俑,爬华山,顺路买了块玉观音。路上旅游品商店多的是,挑一家信誉好的(鬼知道好不好),质量有保证的,兜里银票多的是。本来还想买一只粉红色的缠丝玉手镯。她却说,东西不在多,买一样表表心意就行了,再说,她停顿了一下,笑了笑,露出两排健康结实的食肉动物牙齿,我不喜欢这些罗嗦东西,你看,我手腕太细,戴上去怕要落下来。我伸出手去握了握,果真,儿童一般细巧的手腕。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我趁机握住她的小手。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“玉石买来先要泡进水里浸浸,若是名僧开过光的,那个纸包先别急忙打开,回家后寻思好再打开,因为一旦戴上,对不起,禅宗和净土宗的规矩不允许摘掉,至于秘宗的说法,未免有点托大,传说故事更是层出不穷。咱们别理它。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“为什么?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“玉性属水,所以先泡在水里去去土气,人都是贴身戴的,俗话说暖玉生香,没有体温怎么生香?“</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“你怎么知道这么多?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“我以前,因为以前我也是卖玉的小姑娘。”她只穿了一条粉红的内裤,左侧绣了小朵鲜红的玫瑰,忽然从床上跳起来,两只小乳房随之跳跃。“大哥大哥,知道怎么鉴别真假玉石吗?她从头上拔下一根头发,在胸前的观音玉像上绕了几圈,借你的打火机用用。看见了吧,能被明火烧断的是假货,像这样烧不坏的就是真的。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“哦,明白了。呵呵,你以前也这样跟别人推销玉石吗?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“放屁!”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“宝贝,我觉得咱们该结婚了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我的小小的新娘子,你只有一块玉佩大小,我总不能把你天天揣进口袋上班吧。根据《婚姻法》最新规定,身高不超过</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">105cm</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的男女禁止结婚。怎么办?要是你能再长大点就好了。只要一口仙气,诶,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">165</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,新中国少女的标准身高。好了,我把你制造出来了,去跟那个道貌岸然,心术不正的伪君子结婚吧,去淫乱宫廷,遗祸天下吧,一切后果都是你自找的。是你们自找的!但是别后悔,别拿眼泪骗取我的同情,因为我把你变出来就没打算再变回去。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p> |
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