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世界上第一辆汽车是三轮的

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">世界上,</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">第一辆</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">汽车</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">是</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">三轮。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">——《北京民间市场联盟地铁周边委员会诗钞</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">333</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">》</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">菜友吕楠的七舅姥爷——也就是菜友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">68</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁高龄的王老太和</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">53</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁赵阿姨的街坊——是个隐者。没有人知道此人的名字,除了我和吕楠。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">隐士的名字大都是不靠谱的,即便知道了也没什么用。我曾亲见他桌上放了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">3</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">斤多身份证和驾照。照片和性别都是一样的,名字,民族则颇为乱套,搭配起来也过于出神入化,比如“帅得惊动交警</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">+</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">满族”“我最大条</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">+</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">汉族”之类,看上去极不正常。隐士确是和常人有区别的,他们往往把这一点隐藏起来,使自己乍一看是个正常人——不然,他们就不是个合格的隐士。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷的那些证件,是很多年前托乔小刀办的,据介绍:当时老头拿了一斤二两德国马克找老乔办证,实在找不开钱就多办了些,总共做了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">20.00</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">斤的证件,顺便支持北京申奥。这项工作活活用了一个季度才做完,中国申奥则用了更长的时间。取货那天,七舅姥爷开着他心爱的三轮港田摩托,脸上露出了欣慰的笑容。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">值得一提的是,乔小刀只做过那一次办证生意。他现主要从事古筝演奏,以及其他一些促进社会稳定和谐的事业。想办证的朋友们,可以去风景如假画的中关村,条件允许的话可以带古筝,那东西在堵车的时候能让你心平气和。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">做为一个成功人士,总要有一个从不正当到正当的过程,比如我的朋友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">。他在很久以前,就是做盗版书起家的,什么书卖得好就印什么,跟印钞差不多。法律一出,就收手了,现在,是个频频在媒体露脸的成功人士。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">并不代表他是王石,你们不要乱猜。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">这个故事告诉我们,知法懂法是先富起来而不被干掉的先决条件。另外,如果你还没先富起来,很容易被干掉,比如去德国前的七舅姥爷。幸好,他是个隐者……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷很早就投身于水深火热的三轮摩托非常规运营事业。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">刚入行的时候经常换新车,一度比“二环十三”还频繁。北京的大街小巷都被他不同的三轮碾压过。他的车被拜关公的交警扣过,被拜关公的城管扣过,被拜关公的黑社会扣过,被拜关公的不明真相的群众扣过。他时常不很开心,仰望星空或者看当时很流行的《综艺大观》和《曲苑杂坛》,偶尔也拜拜关公。这种水深火热的生活在他发现西直门立交桥后有所改观。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">我的朋友乔小刀在一次喝酒时说:警察拜关公,黑社会也拜关公。这话后来被一个邻桌的香港人听去,写了个剧本叫《无间道》,据说还挺火的。这句话的灵感,很可能来菜友吕楠的七舅姥爷。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">西直门立交桥是一个众所周知的好地方。有了它中国就不愁没有伟大的魔幻现实主义作家。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">公元</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">1999</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">年,也就是号称世界末日会会来的那一年。七舅姥爷被交警追赶拼命逃窜,不知不觉上了一座新翻修的立交桥。结果交警和七舅姥爷都晕了。最后,交警开到了太原,七舅姥爷开到了承德。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">从那以后,七舅姥爷就在西直门立交桥附近经营他的事业,有人追他就上桥,等敌人走了再倒车回来。交警也聪明,不敢上去,象征性追追也就算了。再狡猾的猎手也斗不过好狐狸。猎手是为了娱乐,狐狸是为了生存。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">偶尔,也有新来的朋友不顾一切地追上西直门桥,七舅姥爷就会带着他们展开新的旅行。有的交警去了绍兴,带回来一些黄酒,有的交警去了西藏,带回来一些藏饰,幸运一点的开到了德州,带回来一些扒鸡。当然也有一些朋友不知所踪的,什么也没带回来,估计是开得太远了。七舅姥爷去过的地方也很多,甚至去了很久以前的德国。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">那天,很好的天气。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">蓝蓝的天上点缀着几朵白云。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷被几个新来的交警队员逼上了雄伟的西直门立交桥。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">据七舅姥爷口述,刚开始是他在前面跑,转了几个弯之后莫名其妙地跑到了交警后面。他赶紧倒车,结果一倒车又跑到了被人追赶的位置。七舅姥爷头一次碰到如此神异的事情,大惊失色,开足马力玩命跑。三轮摩托以前所未有的速度急转弯,结果打开了时空之门。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">德国的曼海姆是个好地方。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">水清沙幼,椰林树影。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">蓝蓝的天上点缀着几朵白云。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span>1885</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">年也不例外。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">总而言之,七舅姥爷把他心爱的三轮摩托赠给了一位叫卡尔·本茨的朋友,得到了几集装箱德国马克。并雇用了不少德国魔法师和毒蛇猛兽再次打开时空之门,终于回到了祖国的怀抱。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“我对中国是有着深切情感的”,七舅姥爷说:“要是交警再和气些的话”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">那天,很好的天气。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">蓝蓝的天上点缀着几朵白云。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">我和吕楠去某交警队接七舅姥爷。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“车确实在德国,不信你去查历史书,卡尔·本茨那页,三轮的,和我的那辆一样。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“老家伙,赶紧说实话。车藏哪了?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“我都跟你们说多少遍了,你们怎么就不信呢。你们这有党员吗,我和他们说。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“少跟我频!老东西。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“同志,我很严肃的,现在是诚信社会……吕楠,在这呢,在这呢,总算来了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">一周后,七舅姥爷再次被热心的公安干警请去作客,顺便交待那几集装箱德国马克的问题,也没什么结果。幸好那时候没有“巨额财产来源不明”这个说法。其实有也无所谓,七舅姥爷不像交警那样是国家工作人员。他是一个隐士。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">那几箱德国马克改变了七舅姥爷的生活。他每天都开着不同的三轮摩托载客</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">分文不取。交警来了也不躲,只是每个月到固定地点给辖区内的交警发马克。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“现在手机都包月了,我这罚款也包月。还赠不少服务呢,比如免扣车,可以闯俩黄灯什么的。跟军车的待遇差不多</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">.</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">”七舅姥爷说:“回到祖国怀抱我一点都不后悔。现在交警比以前好多了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">他说得没错。上月七舅姥爷载我去中关村修电脑,回来路过某交警队。他拎着鸟笼进去转了一圈。里面的人都叫尊称他为“爷”,老舍看了那场面会觉得眼熟。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">隐士们往往很低调,比如我的朋友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">。他家里,贴着文摘家郭敬某的油笔书法作品,一共六个字——“穷则变,变则密”。大意是人穷了要懂得变通,有钱了之后不要乱讲经验。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">文摘家郭敬某的思想是很深的。举个例子,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">一讲印盗版大家就都知道怎么办了,是个人都能赚钱;大家都赚钱了,社会秩序就乱了;秩序乱了就会出新的法律来规范,社会就进步了;社会进步了,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">和郭敬某就没办法继续赚钱了。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">不是王石,请大家不要乱猜。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">也有些明摆着赚钱的东西,只有少数人能做,有钱也不好使。你要不信的话,可以尝试在北京开一家出租汽车公司。成功案例可以参考《北京出租车业垄断黑幕》,百分之百轻松致富。估计你是开不成的。当然,你要是既有背景又有钱的话另当别论。流氓会武术,谁也挡不住。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">上周派出所在小区贴了告示,说这些年流氓越来越多,他们警力有限,请小区居民配合抓流氓。都这么多年了,原来不会武术流氓都进修了完毕了,多难抓呀。不过难归难,大家还是很有决心的。菜友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">68</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁高龄王老太的外孙女杨朔曾以此为题赋诗一首:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">警匪<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:汉仪家书简"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">——抓流氓时应避免误伤宠物<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">警匪不两立,<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">警民一家亲。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">收拾臭流氓,<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">打狗看主人。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">这首诗表达了杨朔对警察的钦佩以及对宠物的关爱。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷开了一家很低调的黑车公司。员工都是原来的同事,一个个经验丰富,身经百战。公司还请了几个</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">MBA</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">和常年的法律顾问。员工待遇很好,都是发马克的。那天我去他们公司转了一圈,发现营业执照上法人后面赫然写着“吕布”,那大概是他的真名吧。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">“外资企业的政策就是好。”七舅姥爷说:“我对中国是有着特殊情感的。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">菜友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">68</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">岁高龄王老太的外孙女杨朔曾以此为题赋诗一首</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">下棋<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">——公司初期要依法避税<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">下棋找高手,<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">弄斧到班门。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">看片去日本,<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:楷体_gb2312">创业来中国。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:楷体_gb2312"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">这首诗是杨朔对七舅姥爷的激励,没有其他的意思,你们不要深究。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">七舅姥爷问我:“看片为什么去日本呢?搞不明白。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“……让我想想啊。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“我问别人,他们都不告诉我,还笑。这里面一定有问题。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“哦,我知道了。日本动画片多,可能他们觉得你幼稚。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast">“日本有什么了不起?还不是被我们中国人打跑了。他们汽车也不行,都是晚辈。我的三轮是最早的汽车。他们都是和我学的。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-fareast"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">七舅姥爷是个隐士,隐居在我们小区,非常低调。这一点和我的朋友</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">不同。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">w</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">很招摇,自认为目前是个守法的成功人士,闲着没事便要炒做些事情出来,频频在媒体上露脸。他的存在是“天网恢恢,疏而不漏”的反证。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Calibri">W</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">不是王石,请大家不要乱猜。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">我曾问吕楠,七舅姥爷为何办那么多假证。吕楠告诉我,他是为了支持青年人创业,那些证件从来不曾用过。七舅姥爷曾说过:乔小刀是个人才,而且以后很有可能是个人物。这些事,我们没有和老乔说。吕楠告诉我,七舅姥爷无儿无女,个人财产和公司以后是要捐给红十字会的。原因只有一个:他尊敬杜月笙。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">关于杜月笙和红十字会的关联,你们可以去百度搜一下。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">为什么去百度搜呢?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">你看了之前的文字就知道了。</span></p>
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晕啊哈哈,写得好。我喜欢的型。
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还胡续东吗?
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王小波。。。。。。。。—_— 你居然还活着。。。
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<p>毫不隐讳地说,我个人极不喜欢这种好象很多小聪明的作品。</p><p>小说主题内容按理不是我该管的事。但我也不喜欢。猥琐致极。为什么从过去到未来总有很多朋友热衷于这种题材?</p>
风向一变,我觉得那呛人的火苗几乎要灼烧到我。
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提问固然是件好事,即使问题再傻也无所谓。生铁应该到了可以阅读《十万个为什么》的年龄了吧。
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<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>生铁</i>在2007-10-09 15:32:32的发言:</b><br /><p>毫不隐讳地说,我个人极不喜欢这种好象很多小聪明的作品。</p><p>小说主题内容按理不是我该管的事。但我也不喜欢。猥琐致极。为什么从过去到未来总有很多朋友热衷于这种题材?</p></div><p> </p><p>好象很多小聪明,这感觉是在影射废狗 </p><p> </p><p>纯感觉 </p><p>非 </p><p><font size="2">起衅</font></p>
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在黑蓝发东西,什么都别想,发完了就算了,倘若别人骂,狠狠批评你,你只要坚持:你们骗我,你们是坏人,我回家告诉妈妈。仅此。
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<p>楼上面若桃花,传经送宝,令人感动,实在是真挚的友谊吖。。。。</p>
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<p>昨天,一只蚊子扎我。只听“噗”的一声。我们都出了一身冷汗。</p><p>幸好我很久没有洗澡,它只扎到一管皴(cun)。</p><p>想必,这会已经饿得不行了。</p><p></p><p></p>
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