病毒警告

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<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="background:white;margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:center;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;mso-outline-level:5"><b><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:verdana;mso-hansi-font-family:verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">病毒警告</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="background:white;margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:center;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;mso-outline-level:5"><b><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:verdana;mso-hansi-font-family:verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt"></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'verdana','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt"><p></p></span></b></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">如果您收到任何形式（如电子邮件、网络、或由您的同事递给您）的“工作”病毒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'arial','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt">, </span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">不要打开</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'arial','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">该病毒已经在您的办公楼流通了数月。那些禁不住诱惑打开病毒的人发现，他们的社交生活被删除，大脑也停止了正常运行。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'arial','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">如果您通过电子邮件接收到“工作”，并且想要清除病毒，请马上写信给您的老板，告诉他：“我他妈的受够了，我不干了！”您的大脑会自动忘记“工作”，您的前程也将会被成功断送。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'arial','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">如果您收到文件性质的“工作”，请干脆把文件拖拉到废纸箱内，并攒存在那里。戴好帽子，披上大衣，跟两个朋友溜到最近的酒吧，点上三品脱的啤酒。这样重复</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'arial','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt">14</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt">次，您会发现“工作”将会与您无关，史酷比才是最伟大的儿童卡通。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt;text-align:left;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial;mso-font-kerning:0pt"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'arial','sans-serif';mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:calibri;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-font-family:calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin">把这封信发给您邮箱里所有的人。如果您的邮箱里没人，我担心“工作”病毒会毁掉您的一生。还是去找些朋友吧。（子园译）</span></p>

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