（献给众版主）操短小说《平庸的画家》

woojean81

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">一帮平庸的画家围在毕加索的一幅油画前，开始评头论足。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">一个画家皱着眉头说：这幅画的画面这么大，却只在中央画了那么一点点内容，是不是太单薄了！应该把画面画满，这样整幅画才会显得丰满，有生气！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">一个画家看了也摇头，说：这些线条画的也太随意了！简直像小孩的涂鸦。线条一定要柔和，要有深度，这是绘画的最起码要求！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">另一位画家直叹气，说：这些色彩安排得也太杂乱了，看起来简直是一盘蔬菜沙拉。而且整幅画没有光影效果的体现，没有光影就完全没有意境感，没有意境感还能叫画？！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">这帮画家一边评论一边摇头叹气，最后下了结论：这幅画是废画，没有任何价值。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">可是他们想不通，就这样一幅“废画”居然能卖到几千万美金，他们于是埋怨：商业社会实在太黑暗啦！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">他们赶快逃跑，像躲瘟神一样逃离了那幅画，逃回了他们的住处。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">这帮平庸的画家住在一个叫做“黑蓝画廊“的地方，这画廊门口还有一个广告牌，上面写：“你还喜欢绘画吗？”你看看，这广告语多好！显得多么“大师”啊，多么曲高和寡啊，多么怀才不遇啊，多么装</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">B</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">啊！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">这帮画家就成天窝在画廊里面，一边画画，一边互相恭维。画着画着，还真把自己当成怀才不遇的大师了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="2">我路过这个画廊，很想把这帮可怜人从虚荣的梦幻中唤醒，可是我又觉得这样做是不是太残酷了，我这个刚好还有那么一点良心，不愿意做太残忍的事情，而且我也没这个工夫做。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="2">&nbsp;<p></p></font></font></span></p>

woojean81

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">再说几句。</span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">只从艺术的表面技巧来理解艺术的内涵奥义，就像只从女人的衣着来辨别处女一样，是不是一个很傻</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">B</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">的行为？</span>

woojean81

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">据说你们还瞧不起郭敬明，可是我横看竖看就是没看不出你们和郭敬明有什么区别啊！（哦，对！区别还是有的，人家比较有钱。）</span>

woojean81

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">黑蓝文集里面的小说我都看了，没有一篇小说的造诣比的上《一座城池》的后半部分。更不要提博·卡了。</span></p>

woojean81

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">余秋雨曾经说过：一帮搞艺术的人抱成一团是不会有什么好结果的。所以，为了大家的前途，我还是奉劝一句：</span></p>

woojean81

散了吧~~~

生铁

<p>这个短篇即使作为寓言小说，也显得粗糙了。讽刺力度也不够。</p><p></p><p></p>

ghts3

莫非楼主就是传说中的大傻逼么...

burnman

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>ghts3</i>在2007-6-10 13:01:55的发言：</b><br/>莫非楼主就是传说中的大傻逼么...</div><p></p><p>同上</p><p></p>[em01]

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-6-10 13:18:09编辑过]

亢蒙

除了粗糙的讽刺，作者本人的技艺似乎仅此而已。