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<p>贤内助</p><p>警察示意一个男司机把车靠路边停下。以下是他们的对话：</p><p>男人：长官，什么事？<br />警察：您在限速55的车道车速开了至少是75。<br />男人：不，长官。只有65吧。<br />妻子：哈里。其实是是80。<br />（男人看了看妻子，脸拉得很长。）<br />警察：我要给你张罚单。你的车尾灯坏了。<br />男人：尾灯坏了。我怎么不知道？<br />妻子：哈里，你知道尾灯都坏了好几个礼拜了。<br />（男人又看了看妻子，脸拉得很长。）<br />警察：我还要给你张传票。你忘系安全带了。<br />男人：哦，你走过来的时候，我正好解开了。<br />妻子：哈里，你从来就没有系安全带。<br />男人：闭嘴！臭婆娘！<br />警察：这位女士，您的丈夫一直这样跟您说话吗？<br />妻子：不是的，他只有喝多了的时候才这样。 （子园译）</p><p><table width="75%" border="2"><tbody><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font face="Arial" size="6">The Helpful Wife</font><font face="Arial" size="2"><br /><strong>Date of Joke:</strong> Sunday, 3rd December, 2000</font> </td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="2">A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:<br />Man: What's the problem officer?<br />Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.<br />Man: No sir, I was going 65.<br />Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.<br />(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)<br />Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.<br />Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!<br />Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.<br />(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)<br />Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.<br />Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.<br />Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.<br />Man: Shut your mouth, woman!<br />Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?<br />Wife: No, only when he's drunk.<br /></font></p></td></tr></tbody></table></p> [此帖子已经被作者于[lastedittime]1222249935[/lastedittime]编辑过] | 
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