转载：一则笑话

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<p>转载：一则笑话</p><p><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">人啊，都不讲实话：</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">说股票是毒品，都在玩；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">说美女是祸水，都想要；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">说高处不胜寒，都在爬；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">说烟酒伤身体，就不戒；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">说天堂最美好，都不去</font></span><font style="font-size:16px"><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体">!!!<br /></span><span style="color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa">当今社会，穷吃肉，富吃虾，领导干部吃王八；</span></font><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">男想高，女想瘦，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">狗穿衣裳人露肉；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">过去把第一次留给丈夫</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">现在把第一胎留给丈夫；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">乡下早晨鸡叫人，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">城里晚上人叫鸡；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">新社会演员卖身不卖艺。</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">工资真的要涨了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">心里更加爱党了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">能给孩子奖赏了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">见到老婆敢嚷了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">敢尝海鲜鹅掌了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">闲时能逛商场了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">遇见美女心痒了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体"><br /></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">结果物价又涨了</font></span></p><p><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#cc0000;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-bidi-font-family:'times new roman';mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa"><font style="font-size:16px">一切都他妈白想了</font></span></p>[em01]

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<p>笑话：让人苦笑的真话。</p>