Google怪谈

horkos

第一步：打开google.com网站
　　第二步：输入“weapons of mass destruction”，但是不要按enter键！
　　第三步：点击“I’m Feeling Lucky”（手气不错）键
　　
　　仔细看看出错信息是什么！我看google里面有些人还是很幽默的

该页面全文如下：


These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country\'s name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.

Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.



没有找到大规模杀伤性武器,你正找的武器没有找到 这个国家可能遇上了技术难题 或者请调整你的武器核查人员
　　
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　　请作以下尝试:
　　 请点击改变政权按钮或者稍后重试
　　 如果你是乔治.布什且在地 址栏输入了国家名字 请确认名字拼写正确 (IRAQ(伊拉克))
　　 点击UN(联合国)菜单,选择武器核查员设置来检查武器核查员设置.在安理会tab上 点击一致同意,这个设置应该和你国家或者北约提供的设置匹配
　　 如果安理会已经激活了它 ,美国可能调查你的国家并且自动地发现大规模杀伤性武器
　　 如果你希望让CIA来试一下并且发现他们 请点击Detect weapons(找出武器)
　　 有些国家要求用128,000军队去解放他们,点击“Panic“菜单 然后点击 “关于美国的外交政策“来决定将给他们安装什么样的政权
　　 如果你是一个想保护自己利益的老欧洲国家,请保证你的设置留有尽可能宽广的后路.点击“Tools“菜单,然后点击“League of Nations“(国家联盟),在(advanced)高级设置里边 ,滑到“Sand section“顶上 然后检查你的伊拉克出口设置
　　 如果你是唐纳德.拉姆斯菲尔德 ,请点击 “轰炸“按钮
　　
　　不能找到武器 或者 CIA错误
　　伊拉克探测者
　　布什去伊拉克寻找大规模杀伤性武器但是他找到的唯一东西就是这个脏体恤

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