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真搞笑啊，聊了下
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiiiiiiiiiii
You: asl?
Stranger: thats some enthusiasm you got there
Stranger: 27 m ny
Stranger: asl?
You: 33,f,ch
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hows the weather?
You: clearness
Stranger: for a moment there i wasnt sure whether to take you seriously or not from the asl question
Stranger: i was about to tell you that i was a cat
Stranger: meow
You: it's so nice
Stranger: the weather?
Stranger: or on being a cat?
Stranger: the latter, i can attest to
You: can you speak chinese
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i can't read chinese though
You: 是吗？
Stranger: thats a different story
Stranger: the second character did not come out
Stranger: and i remember the first character from chinese school
Stranger: which i flunked out of miserably
You: so sad
Stranger: it is now when i think back at it
Stranger: but when i found out i didnt have to go anymore, believe me, it was a happy moment
You: trust U
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: trust isnt given too freely
You: i see
Stranger: so what are your plans for the weekend?
You: at home
Stranger: even tomorrow?
You: yeah
Stranger: even tonight?
You: write something
You: yeah
Stranger: you're writing something?
Stranger: or you want me to write something?
You: tonight is alone
Stranger: why?
Stranger: are you writing something?
Stranger: a novel?
You: yeah
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how far are you?
Stranger: what type of novel?
You: so far
Stranger: i am very interested in hearing more
You: literature
Stranger: literature?
Stranger: wait, are you writing textbook
You: about one men have tow women
Stranger: really?
Stranger: in chinese?
You: 是的。题目是《脚踏两条船》
Stranger: i can read about 3 characters there
You: yeah
You: one and two
Stranger: one two and 5
Stranger: haha
You: so great
Stranger: i put that into google translate
Stranger: Yes. Head is "both ways"
Stranger: must be in that area
You: yeah
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so how does the man in your story make out?
You: 那两个女的基本上就是属于天下掉下的那种
Stranger: wait, do you view me less because i cant read chinese too well?
Stranger: and by too well i mean at all
Stranger: so you're saying that, the world is falling apart
You: zhe man get tow women without striking a blowing
Stranger: and the women are victims of the society
You: he is alone like me，but one day one girl say he is her boyfriend
Stranger: that's easy
Stranger: how does he get the other girl?
You: the same
Stranger: wow
Stranger: great
Stranger: so what does he do with that?
Stranger: i know if i were in that situation i would run
Stranger: having one woman in your life is a handful
You: He believes that these are the facts
Stranger: having 2 would cause stirility
Stranger: those are facts
You: yeah
Stranger: because they said it
Stranger: very interesting
You: hehe
Stranger: are you a writer professionally?
You: yeah
You: no
Stranger: have you put out any literature before?
You: no
Stranger: no to being a professional writer
Stranger: ok, no to both
Stranger: that's ok
You: Try to write something
Stranger: thats great too
Stranger: ive been trying to write something, i know the feeling
Stranger: it's quite different than your story though
Stranger: but i hope you get yours out
You: 3Q
Stranger: i would love to see it on top of a best sellers list
Stranger: 3Q
You: thinks
Stranger: do you mean
Stranger: 3rd q of 2010?
Stranger: so august 2010?
You: 3Q=think you
Stranger: what?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: wowo i really misread that one
You: in chinese
Stranger: well thanks for letting me in on that
Stranger: i would never have figured
You: According to the Chinese pronunciation of the past
Stranger: so are you taking a break from writing now?
Stranger: i see
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i just got it
Stranger: 3q
Stranger: i think
You: hehe
Stranger: tell me if it's correct
Stranger: 3 as in "saam" in cantonese
Stranger: and q, making an "engrish" thank you
You: 3 in chinese as “than”
You: Q as "K YOU"
Stranger: aaah
Stranger: very educational
You: What are the arrangements you at night
Stranger: tonight?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i dont have any plans
Stranger: i might go out with some friends
You: do you have a girl？
Stranger: yeah, she's out of town
Stranger: gives me a break
You: do you have bf？
Stranger: as in a best friend?
Stranger: or a boy friend?
You: OK
Stranger: thus making me a bisexual?
Stranger: i dont think i have a best friend
Stranger: and no boyfriend
You: boy friend
Stranger: i dotn think i can tie down two relationships at the same time
Stranger: unlike the character in your book
You: hehe，can't you？
Stranger: no its too much work
Stranger: one relationship is already too much
You: hehe，A man should be diligent
Stranger: yes, that is true
You: Women are the same
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how do you mean?
Stranger: women should be diligent too?
You: A woman should be diligent to get tow by
Stranger: to get tow by?
You: A woman should be diligent totie down two relationships at the same time too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i see
Stranger: that's how it is
Stranger: maybe in a different society
You: yeah
You: Do you want to rest
Stranger: rest?
Stranger: like sleep?
Stranger: or rest from this conversation?
You: yeah
Stranger: sleep?
Stranger: well, no, i just woke up about 2 hrs ago
You: You are too powerful a
Stranger: yeah im like he man
You: God does not sleep
Stranger: doesnt he?
Stranger: but he needs to rest
You: 呵呵
Stranger: on the 7th day he rested
You: That is, tomorrow
Stranger: that's when god will rest
Stranger: well it depends on what go you're talking aout
Stranger: about
You: do you have QQ？
Stranger: what is a qq again?
You: like “MSN"
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont have msn or anything like that
You: Messenger in chinese
Stranger: someone had asked me about that before
Stranger: that's why it seemed familiar
You: yeah
Stranger: so, uh
Stranger: i had something to ask
Stranger: but i completely forgot what it was
You: why
Stranger: oh i remember now
You: pls
Stranger: how long have you been in america?
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you mean ch as in china
You: yeah
Stranger: doh
Stranger: i took that as chicago
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: way to go me
You: haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: let me say your english is quite good
You: This is very interesting
You: i can speak a little english
Stranger: i wish i was more fluent in chinese
Stranger: i was raised here, and didnt do too well in chinese school
Stranger: what part of china are you in?
You: 浙江省绍兴市
Stranger: is that why you asked me if i watned to rest
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's 10:30 am here
You: Southeast
Stranger: it's pretty late there for you
Stranger: i should be asking you if you want to rest
Stranger: Shaoxing City, Zhejiang Province
You: yeah，3Q
You: i want to rest
Stranger: ok
You: Very pleased to talk with you
Stranger: i wont keep you
Stranger: good to talk to you, too
Stranger: good night
You: good night
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