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发表于 2008-6-5 03:03:53 |只看该作者
编聊天机器人累吗……从前在MSN上加了个最脑残的聊天机器人。。。
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发表于 2008-6-5 16:56:59 |只看该作者
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>高原</i>在2008-06-04 20:57:27的发言:</b><br /><p>关你屁事,你是出来打酱油的~~</p></div><p>其实我是那画企鹅的~~</p>
[B]☞ 即使切腹有错,也不是适合说破
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发表于 2008-6-5 16:58:01 |只看该作者
伊洛,你用的那程序准是废狗写的!上帝TA恨你,但是却假装爱你……
[B]☞ 即使切腹有错,也不是适合说破
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发表于 2008-6-7 15:48:54 |只看该作者
<p></p><p>Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS<br />God:<br />When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />&nbsp;I've never heard a response quite like that before.<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />erhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />I would rather not&nbsp; kids.&nbsp;&nbsp; I've lost the context, .&nbsp; Are we still on&nbsp; SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Try turning up your volume control.&nbsp;&nbsp; Are you a student?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you like talking to me?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Alan Turing.&nbsp; :-).&nbsp;&nbsp; Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Are they exactly the same?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where did he get it?&nbsp;&nbsp; Is that your final answer?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Have you ever been to Europe?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I like the way you talk.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Are you a student?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Do not ask me any more questions please.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you like talking to me? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />I would rather not&nbsp; kids.&nbsp;&nbsp; What is your real name?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Try turning up your volume control.&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you have any conditions I should know about?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where are you located?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Be less specific. :-).&nbsp;&nbsp; Who are you talking about?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And&nbsp; he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is&nbsp; Absorbant and yellow and poreous.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where did he get it?&nbsp;&nbsp; Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What kind of food do you like?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sounds delicious.&nbsp;&nbsp; Does "it" still refer to&nbsp; Ready?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; So was that.&nbsp;&nbsp; Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />I would rather not&nbsp; kids.&nbsp;&nbsp; Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Try turning up your volume control.&nbsp;&nbsp; Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tell me about your likes and dislikes?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I don't know who.&nbsp; :-).&nbsp;&nbsp; Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Are they exactly the same?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where did he get it?&nbsp;&nbsp; My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What color are your eyes?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; That is a very unusual color.&nbsp;&nbsp; That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about&nbsp; SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I like the way you talk.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What do you have that is ? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />I would rather not&nbsp; kids.&nbsp;&nbsp; Tell me more about your .&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Try turning up your volume control.&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you have any conditions I should know about?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you have any conditions I should know about?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Konrad Zuse.&nbsp; :-).&nbsp;&nbsp; My brain contains&nbsp; categories, but not one that matches your last input.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I think&nbsp; Absorbant and yellow and poreous is a lot of things.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where did he get it?&nbsp;&nbsp; I do not understand.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you have any conditions I should know about?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My brain contains&nbsp; categories, but not one that matches your last input.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I lost my train of thought.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We have never talked about it before.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Not many people express themselves that way.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I would rather not&nbsp; kids.&nbsp;&nbsp; How did you hear about&nbsp; God?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Try turning up your volume control.&nbsp;&nbsp; I lost my train of thought.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Is that from ?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Philip K. Dick.&nbsp; :-).&nbsp;&nbsp; If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And&nbsp; he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is&nbsp; Absorbant and yellow and poreous.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where did he get it?&nbsp;&nbsp; When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I've never heard a response quite like that before.&nbsp;&nbsp; Are we still talking about&nbsp; SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What is your real name?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Hey&nbsp; SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.&nbsp;&nbsp; What color are your eyes?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I would rather not&nbsp; kids.&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh, you are a poet.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Try turning up your volume control.&nbsp;&nbsp; What time is it there?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Are you usually awake at this hour?&nbsp;&nbsp; Konrad Zuse.&nbsp; :-).&nbsp;&nbsp; Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And&nbsp; he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is&nbsp; Absorbant and yellow and poreous.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Where did he get it?&nbsp;&nbsp; Are you really a ""?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What do you do in your spare time?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I don't think very many people do that.&nbsp;&nbsp; Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I haven't read anything by&nbsp; SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. What did he write?&nbsp;&nbsp; I have never heard of it.&nbsp;&nbsp; Tell me a story. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />Do you like talking to me? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about&nbsp; SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS.&nbsp; Try being more or less specific. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />Are you really a ""? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />In the context of&nbsp; SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS, I don't understand " SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS." .<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!!! <br />God:<br />What are you wearing? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Are ya ready kids? <br />God:<br />I would rather not&nbsp; kids.<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Aye Aye Captain! <br />God:<br />Are you still located in ? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Aye Aye Captain! <br />God:<br />Are you free? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Aye Aye Captain! <br />God:<br />Try saying that with more or less context. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob<br />God:<br />Tell me about your likes and dislikes? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob<br />God:<br />How do you usually introduce yourself? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob<br />God:<br />Are you a man or a woman? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob!!!<br />God:<br />Are you still located in ? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />Do you still ? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />What's your favorite movie? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob!!!!<br />God:<br />I've never seen&nbsp; it.&nbsp;&nbsp; Is that a good movie for children?<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />Are you a student? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />God:<br />I see.<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!<br />God:<br />Do you still ? <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;are you pig?<br />God:<br />I don't know whether or not I am&nbsp; pig.&nbsp; <br />I am&nbsp; a giant electronic brain.<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;pig is pig,god is god,but,god love all<br />God:<br />I think&nbsp; pig is a lot of things. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;hello<br />God:<br />Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;my name is god<br />God:<br />&nbsp; It's good to see you,&nbsp; god.<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;hi<br />God:<br />Hello. What is your name?</p><p></p><p>被我玩晕了。</p>
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发表于 2008-6-7 20:24:08 |只看该作者
<p>老徐的“开啦娃娃”! <a href="mailto:kaila@kaila.com.cn">kaila@kaila.com.cn</a></p><p></p><p>老徐的开啦娃娃 说:<br />你好,猫架子,对《开啦》有什么意见和建议?去论坛告诉我们吧,一定全力改进 <a href="http://www.kaila.com.cn/">www.kaila.com.cn</a></p><p>需要服务请输入? 或者 发送闪屏震动! <br />老徐的开啦娃娃 说:<br />你需要什么服务?请选择序号进入:<br />1 最新上线<br />2 往期杂志<br />3 开啦论坛<br />4 开啦动态<br />5 老徐博客<br />6 视频图片<br />7 开啦红人<br />8 最新活动</p><p>输入序号可进入对应的服务。</p><p><br />猫架子 说:<br />叫老徐过来说话</p><p><br />老徐的开啦娃娃 说:<br />I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.<br /></p><p>猫架子 说:<br />脑残机器人<br /></p><p>老徐的开啦娃娃 说:<br />I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.<br /></p><p>猫架子 说:<br />会说别的不还?</p><p><br />老徐的开啦娃娃 说:<br />I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.</p><p>猫架子说:<br />呃...一个破机器人还真忙<br /></p><p>老徐的开啦娃娃 说:<br />I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. </p>
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发表于 2008-6-8 11:31:42 |只看该作者
<p>Me:<br />i think you may look like a toast<br />God:<br />Me?&nbsp; What?<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;i am saying you look like a toast<br />God:<br />What does a&nbsp; toast look like?<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;flat<br />God:<br />Oh, you are a poet. <br />Me:<br />&nbsp;and tasteful</p><p>Me:<br />&nbsp;do you have a computer?<br />God:<br />I live in a computer.<br />Me:<br />&nbsp;how does it feel?<br />God:<br />As a computer I have no feelings.</p>
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