我偷来的黑蓝某会员的blog文

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<p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"><a class="diary_title" href="http://guoxianghua.blogcn.com/diary,4046248.shtml" target="_blank"><font class="diary_title" color="#000000">手机里的小故事</font></a></span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：我爸有外遇被我妈抓到了！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：哦？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：他带一女的去我家浇花，被门卫看见了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：浇花而已？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：恩，但随后出差手机关机，害得我妈犯心脏病。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：那</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">becky</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">知道我半夜约你出来喝水会不会疯掉？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：嘘！不会这么巧的。</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">　</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"></span></p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：你说我爸爸到底有没有外遇？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：我怎么知道？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：你跟他一天生的，当然知道！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：……</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">　</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"></span></p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：其实我想，这老头子终于出息了……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：他以前很乖？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：对，经常被我妈打，然后坐在厨房里哭。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：这么惨！那偶尔找找别的女人可以理解！</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">　</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"></span></p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：我好想剪短头发，就这么短好了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：那去剪。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：真的？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：换个发型也不错……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：太爱你了！你是第一个支持我的人！</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">　</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"></span></p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：剪好了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：汗，你不会是自己剪的吧？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：现在流行自己剪。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：你疯了啦！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：想做一件事而做不了，很痛苦的。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">瓶子：但也不能这么快！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">
                                                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';">我：所以痛苦的。</span></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: \'times new roman\'; mso-ascii-font-family: \'times new roman\';"></span></p></span></span></span></span>

骑老虎上天

<p>第一行有链接。。</p><p>好有风情的小女生。。</p>

童末

喔唷，可爱

袁群

我认得她,这个不是那个那个谁嘛~~

亢蒙

喔唷[em03]