<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">作为热身,我们首先来看一段性情描写,地址如下:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><a href="http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/books/1/85953.shtml"><font face="Times New Roman">http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/books/1/85953.shtml</font></a></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">然后切入正题,这算不得新闻了,就是这位大师悠哉先生,在天涯的闲闲书话,我印象最深的就是这位大师,从去年起,关注他也不是一天两天了。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2005</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">年,大师在闲闲书话发了一个帖子,叫做“挑遍中华无敌手擂台赛”,原贴找不到了,它的大意是说,此人摆下这么一个擂台,人人都可以去挑战,看客做评委,如果没有胜过此君,那就必须承认此君就是挑遍中华无敌手的汉语作家,并且是世界级别的大师。我随便看了一下,凡是对大师有微词的,一律会被大师斥为蠢物,大师很黄,很暴力。然后就有一个无敌加冕仪式,如下:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><a href="http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/books/1/59796.shtml"><font face="Times New Roman">http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/books/1/59796.shtml</font></a></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">其实此君的年龄已然不嫩,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">60</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">年代生人,现在仿佛是北京某大学的副教授,削尖脑袋钻进作协,还在作协会议上放过鞭炮,很是拉风;喜欢给全球各大图书馆寄赠书,每本都要写上“挑遍中华无敌手”和“威震华夏、独霸文坛”两句话,然后统计有多少图书馆藏有大师巨著;且有给北京作协主席刘恒、中国作协主席铁凝的公开信若干封。至于大师水平如何,用事实说话,这其实也是我看完的唯一一篇:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"><a href="http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/books/1/95806.shtml"><font face="Times New Roman">http://cache.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/books/1/95806.shtml</font></a></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">在闲闲书话搜一下,知道大师的精力是很旺盛的,除了自吹自擂的广告外,尚列有最欣赏的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">部德语小说、</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">部法语小说、</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">部英语小说、</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">部汉语小说、</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">部日语小说等等等等,没事儿就分析点评一下自己的作品,热爱百度自己的名字,找到一鳞半爪的褒扬,无论是文盲、高中生还是反话(有时他真看不出),都要发专贴昭告世人,与民同乐。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'">大师的策略不新鲜,更没什么意思,虽然百折不挠,但只会让人厌恶,至少他让我厌恶。拿出来说的原因只因为他的笨拙和无援,没有技术支持,只能够把小丑一路扮将下去,因为笨拙,他比翠花还寂寞。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:'times new roman';mso-hansi-font-family:'times new roman'"> </span></p><p 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